Y o u h a v e f e l l f o r t h e e a s i e s t t r i c k i n t h e b o o k *Reports* Black, killed Purple infront of me

yUp.

jUsT a nOrMaL hUmAn DaY

yEs yEs

wHaT bOdIeS

those are bLoBs. nOt bOdIeS.

bLaCk iS nOrMaL. pErIoDt.

Secure: f**k this s**t I'm out -leaves-

Secure: -hits emergency meeting button- BLACK IS NOT HUMAN

Secure: -shows drawing- HERE IS MY PROOF

Secure: Totally accurate though!

Secure: I'm known as a person WITHOUT an active imagination

Secure: Fiiine. -skips-

Secure: well, that's bad -goes to fix lights-

Secure: I'm doing it! -fixes lights-

Secure: -walks around, whistling-

Secure: -scribbles note, then continues walking-

Secure: -throws pen at black- purple, RUN.

Secure: Go already! -throws more pens at black-

Secure: Because I used to work as a journalist, before they found out I was stealing millions of their pens TwT -throws more-

lmao