"First thing first, you're freakishly tall. It's weird, you look like a noodle. You're hair is curly (something something du du du) and wet you just look like a poodle." "The piano knows something I don't know." "I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress." "I am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words. Don't really care which side wins as long as this room keeps singing. That's just the business I'm in." "You could think better with a hole in your head!" "Beef and cheese" "We're painting your trash gold while you sleep." "We're ruined after all. Through fortune and fame we fall." "We pick songs to sing remind us of things that nobody cares about." "I'll be holding onto you." "I'm dying and I'm trying but believe me I'm fine but I'm lying, I'm so very far from fine!" "Anxiety has led me to believe the ones I love will leave. They're never coming back to me. I will die alone."