if you want more than 1 from me, then you can request more

how many?

ok, here's the first one last year (sixth grade), we had a sub who just walked out on us when social studies started. we stood there confused for a moment and then started being idiots. louie almost ordered a pizza, molly started drawing on the board, noah made a paper airplane and almost hit daniel with it, we were all yelling like maniacs, and abigail started playing just dance for some people to do. but then brady ruined everything and told one of the teachers, who got us a new sub

ik brady is an idiot and yeah, the second one's about a leaf pile

ok, so last month i was biking home from school. in the snow. without gloves. ik, i'm an idiot. and of course, my hands were numb. *dumb noises* anyway, when i was biking to school there was a two-house-long leaf pile in the middle of the bike path. idk why, but there was. so i had to fix my bike with numb hands after the first time. you'd think i'd have learned my lesson and avoid it on the way back, right? yeah no. so, i biked back, my hands were numb again, and i had to re-fix my bike. now, to get to my neighborhood, you have to cross a really busy road. if that dumb leaf pile weren't there, i could've gotten across the moment i got there instead of being delayed and having to wait an extra 15 minutes to cross. and then a bus sped up and almost hit me while i was crossing. so i almost got killed by a leaf pile. i still have a grudge against the pile.

ik leaves suck

sure! so, as usual, this was caused by me being an idiot. i used to live in florida, and my best friend was named Karsyn. ok, so karsyn and i went to the library bc it was saturday and they have fun present-y type stuff on saturdays. that day, we got to hold animals. i held a meerkat, and they let a clumsy 3rd grade Karsyn hold a poisonous snake. who does that? anyway, we finished holding the animals and went to the nearby pond to eat lunch. when we finished lunch, karsyn and i looked in the cooler and found ice cubes. duh. so, we grabbed the ice cubes and started pelting them at each other. eventually, it became an all-out war with teams and team captains and stuff like that. that was a great last day in florida lol.

ok, since this will be the last one, which one do you want: camping trip food disaster, midnight sleepover food disaster, from the fridge game disaster

ok, pancake disaster it is! so, i was at my friend mackie's birthday sleepover in 4th grade. because we were very logical human beings then, we decided that it would be super smart to make pancakes at midnight. so we did. er, we tried but failed. mackie and her sister, kate, were in charge of flipping the pancakes over. they shredded them, oops. i was supposed to measure everything out for the ingredients. so, because i was extra dumb then, somehow i managed to reach the word "pinch" as "inch," so instead of a pinch of whatever was required, we had an inch of it. oops. anne was in charge of mixing everything. let's just say there are some broken things in mackie and kate's house now. and we also forgot the pam spray so yeah we failed

gn!