FoOdEn-TaG?

FoOd?

I MEA-no bad, bad USSR

Mhm yep

But why?

Oooo~ and will join me?

Me: doubtful USSR: hehehe what is wholesomeness? Nothing to the great USSR Me: shut the hell up and be nice and nonsexual about this please? USSR: mmmmm too late

Me: Shade help me please USSR: No one will save either of yo-*crash* Shade: STOP IT GO HORNY JAIL! *holds gun*

Shade: and who are they? Me: don't ask just get that man outta here USSR: what did I do to deserve thi- Shade and me: Shut the hell up the adults are talking USSR: I'm older than both of you

Shade and me: you act like a 13 year old horny ****! USSR: oi I'm 69 what do you expect? Shade: a mature old man Me: yes one that can be wholesome not a horny **** like Shade is sometimes Shade: I'm not that bad about it

Me and shade: No he can and should USSR: I d i d n o t h i n g Shade: yes you did now shut it and go to horny jail Me: YEA he is 21 and he be smarter than you USSR: I d o u b t t h a t

Me and Shade: fine y'all can get flirted with then Shade: and I won't drag him anywhere Me: a r e y o u s u r e t h a t I s a g o o d i d e a ? Shade and USSR: yep USSR: FINALLY FREEDOM *turns and stares at germany*

USSR: Hahahahaha now about that shower? Me: hahahahaha bye Shade: don't even think about it USSR

Shade: surrender USSR now USSR: w h y a r e y o u s t i l l h e r e ? Shade: to make sure your not as bad as me

USSR: you should b- Shade: bad USSR *Shade puts a collar on USSR* USSR: w h a t t h e h e l l ?

*Shade puts a leash on USSR and hands it to Germany* good luck USSR: I h a t e y o u s o m u c h Shade: g o o d l u c k C o l l a r k i n k *snickers*

Shade: no he deserves this I mean he really truthfully dose USSR: *semi scared Russian wolf noises* Shade: looks like I'm more Russian than that Wolf *laughing in Russian*

Shade: ... you will probably regret being right on that one USSR: w-why are you hugging me?

Shade: okay suit yourself *poof gone* USSR: what a ****ing weirdo half breed

Your talking to the wolf that saw a half breed near his size *shivers* and I wonder how big he would've been if he was full wolf

Wdym by that hmm?

Hmm interesting that dog just don't seem right though

He stuck around after his master left and he is older than his master odd

It's not normal for dog or wolf hierarchy I feel like that one almost takes care of the kid not the other way around like it always is

Eh I don't mind the collar much and kids like young dogs I noticed

Yea I don't think even a lab is as energetic as that kid though

Hmm maybe he does seem to care enough to stick around and make sure she isn't talking to some old creep that could hurt her but he drinks h e a v i l y I could smell the vodka off of him when he was talking to the kid

Hmm your right that's probably it

Yea your right about that one

No if anything it's loose

If you want you can

Doubtful

UwU nothing is ever to tight for the USSR

What?

*USSR is confused*

*Suddenly blooshy USSR*

N-no

ARE YOU SAYING I AM A BOTTOM GERMANY!? ÒvvÓ

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why must it be so true and yet so embarrassing

N-no you can't

Y e s I a m s o m e w h a t

It's not only embarrassment

Just don't think about it

Ah well good I can still flirt with you and be able say nope to shipping us then yay

Haha cause the blocks just don't fit the spaces

Okey

Screee ima bout to fall asleep))

So gnite))

andddd im back!))

how are you?))

I am good and I got 8 hours of sleep that's more than usual :D))

I have more work though so I have to get up early))

yes it is sad but i work so i can play))

haha yep))

and I think I meant to say the blocks don't fit the spots

lol yep very true))

tired german boi

*USSR pats Germanys head*

haha deal with it

well to bad

haha can I has cuddles or do I have to get you drunk for thos

aww man okey :^

Owo

I’m proud of u son...

I love you..

Poland

Sure

Now I can rip my eyepatch and put it on him *puts eyepatch on Poland* hehe he he hehehahahaha!!!

Lol I have new eyepatch *grabs a meat grinder* TiMe ToO mAkE bEeF mInCe

Wait I think we are missing something 🤔

Some spice of course yes

ill prepare the table

*grabs fork, spoon, and a cup of blood*

*builds table* hmm metal or wood? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

K *punches tree with hands, builds crafting table,crafts wood table*

:( ow should've at least used tools *puts tables down, buys chair from ikea* YEET!!

I think I need chill pills *puts fancy stuff* wait- what about the food?

*cuts French bread* ok it's kinda dark ish so we need light on

(My arm)

hello people, AMERICA IS BACK *throws arms into the air*

AAAAAA, CANADA IS GONNA KILL ME NOWWWWW

i told her we wouldn't-

*get worried*

*starts pacing the room, unintelligibly mumbling stuff*

WTF?? *stops pacing and stares at germany with extreme worry for him and ussr*

did ussr eat him too?

WHO'S WE?

yo, btw this is mah voice, https://voca.ro/17v5ILhWzqcU ))

czechslovakia? ty, i hate mah voice tho))

ah, well i concerned for u guy's well being-

like, being excited about E A T I N G someone

UHHH- I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

*gets scared a little*

uh, u sure? do i need to go l o o k ?

oh well, i am used to bad smells. *goes and looks* this is disgusting, but no hoomans, ur good.

WHAT HAPPENS TO UR ARM?!?!?!?

i would offer help, but u know what happened last time-

and ik ur lying, this aint to c a t s c r a t c h

Germany your not the wolf dog here

if he wants to lick his blood he can

*leaves the room*

no *licks le wound* I'm the one that does this crap not Germany

*yelling* AIGHT, IMMA GO FIND CANADA! BRB!

nah, i wont let hin

*himmmm

BAII

*gets in car and leaves*

Okey have fun *still licking the wound*

nah *still licking he probs not gonna stop lol*

now let me lick you *dis ***** still be licking like a ****ing jackass*

not a smart move, my guy))

ussr gon be madddd))

*USSR just follows the arm still licking him* I'm not gonna stop until it is clean of any dirt

he not gonna stop lol he is a pain in the ass))

ik, fr lol))

water gun? LOL))

no I'm not gonna stop *what a ****ing jackass he is still licking*

bro, ur suck a ****ing pain lmao))

dat probs won't work long lol))

abt ussr))

good I can play him well then he is supposed to be stubborn))

*gets home* HOLY SHIT SHE IS PISSEDDDD SHE DIDNT EVEN WANT TO SE MEE AND I DID NOTHINGGGGG. SHE GRABBED A KNIFE AND SAID LEAVE AAAAA

why would she do such a thing to u? what an ass))

*Oml just stop licking Germany* hehe smart choice to not run

bru, i think she wants u dead, germany. when she is pissed, she gets PISSED.

pfft lmao all that over a picture?))

oof Rest in pepperonis @Woah-yaoi-owo))

your welcome))

so who is pissed at Germany? *OH ****ING CHRIST NOW HE STOPS LICKING*

but Ame who wants to kill Germany?

... *and he is frozen*

*USSR.exe is processing how the hell small bean Germany killed and ate someone*

*USSR is still processing*

h-how did you manage to do that *he just ****ing burst out laughing* your so small hehe how did you kill and eat someone

I know that but so many countries are bigger than you

pfft-BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS TRUE THOUGH

no, your definitely sus I mean look at your family tree and some of them I had to deal with

you mean idiots like me then *he has finally calmed down*

ah im too large for you to do that that's why

wait 1/4? wdym by that what the other reasons?

well what are the other 3 I'm interested why there are only 4

uhh what does that mean are you still not trust me fully yet?

hmmm now I'm gonna think about that for a l o n g w h i l e

mmmm I w i l l

*USSR is tempted but still thinks about what the other reasons are*

*USSR just starts quietly talking to himself*

*USSR is caught within his own thoughts and doesn't realize that Germany is done*

yes now hush *he still thinking*

don't even look at me like that y o u s a i d t h e r e a r e o n l y 4 r e a s o n s

o n l y 4 t h o u g h n g l t h a t i s s a d t h a t i t s s o l i t t l e

but the question is why are there only 4 main ones I think I have figured out another one: the fact of how easily I could make you suffer for even trying or just straight up kill you with ease

i have a feeling one of them is cause you find me to be soft sometimes and the fact that you find me cute

Okey that means the reasons have to do with just being a straight-up jackass

well what do you mean by yes and no?

What was this was I asleep?

Because I was eating cardboard Poland

hmm okey interesting how are not able to explain it well

im curious is all

how am I sus I asked a question and you can't explain it if anything your sus

*sharpening knife on teeth* good morning

I feel genuinely worried about Czecho

you mean knife

i d o n ' t k n o w

*draws Poland*

no your not now hush and let him talk

so uhh Czecho why were you sharpening a knife and should I be scared?

no i won't germany

*chops cloth* 👀

*eats lighter*

uhhh okay good Czecho?

no Germany *grabs the bottle*

*eats gasoline* AAAAAAAAAAAA

oh dear uh never mind

its gone now

GERMANY WTH?

don't set him on fire!

*frog*

cause thats Rude!

no *puts match out* no killing people

*chokes* get an ambulance

Okey I don't need wifi I lived in a different time before

No then Bluetooth

Then I'm gonna ahh~

data and service Germany

wth?

-eats pigeon as it squeals in pain-

:)

Czecho are you okay?

TF PERU?!

*eats pigeon with rusty noodles*

Can I call rusty noodles rusty rivets

no, they don't and Ima bout to start gettin uncomfortable if someone doesn't shut him up so ima call

*walks* am pro walk

*slams head first into baseball bat*

:)) -continues eating pigeon-

=_=

PERU STOP EATING BIRDS!

I have brain damage

>:((( NO!

>:DDDD YEAH KEEP EATING BIRDS

*goes inside Peru* SCREEEEEE IM A XENOMORPH

.0.

grrrr FINE! *le pounces on Peru and boom pinned* N o m o r e b i r d s

K afk

DDDDDD:<

fear me

-stuffs centipede in USSRs mouth-

:D

*le throws up on Peru* eh? the hell did you do that for?

-goes away before he throws up on me- ew tf >:((

no centipedes please

centipedes yes. -eats one-

blayd' I'd like to see you eat a centipede whole

I just did >:)

ok -gives-

yea but you just shoved your hand down my throat i felt like someone was trying to get me to take pills

Germany you don't understand its different

no your not shoving your hand down my throat

-also eats centipedes-

yes I'm sure *starts slowly backing away*

-Stares at USSR while holding centipede-

no. NOT TODAY! *he turned and just started running*

YOUR NOT SHOVING YOUR HAND DOWN MY THROAT! *he started just ****ing running as fast as he could*

-RUNS AS FAST AS SONIC BRUV-

>:))

*he started yelling in Russian While still Running* НЕТ, НЕ БУДЕТ!

НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ НЕТ! НИКОГДА!

ОТЛИЧНО! *he stopped out of nowhere like he was never running in the first place*

*he then turned and started running the other way*

-Peru fuggin appears in front of Ussr and grabs his jacket- you never gave me back my ouija board >:(

ОСТАВЬ МЕНЯ В ПОКОЕ!

no, you're supposed to take care of me. your my fuggin baby sitter even tho I'm older than you >:(

Я предлагаю тебе отступить, прежде чем я тебя укушу...

I don't fuggin know why they put me a baby sitter >:'((( Im a grown adult and I can properly take care of myself >:(((

.-.

ok.

и я не буду сдерживаться *he said it with a snarel*

alright, kill me then I will be going to hell. :D

ты не умрешь, ты только почувствуешь боль

ok im in pain everyday

это будет страдание от того, что ты считаешь своим последним вздохом

ok.

Я слишком хорош, чтобы убить тебя *le kicks out of the way and continues Running*

:)

*finally he stopped and just fell to the ground catching his breath* слава богу, вы, ребята, перестали следовать за мной

-eats pigeon while watching aswell-

:)) your buying me ice-cream later

uhh AFK for a while i will be back later lol))

i will be back in 30 minutes))

:))

gimmie gimmie

No

gimmie gimmie

Bathing in blood

:)

yah

blude

I'm back ^vv^))

I'm not paying the rent

NO YOUR NOT

I'm not paying rent and your not shoving your hand down my throat

Finally!

Well I would rather not gag on your hand

you finna buy me ice-cream hog >:(

H o w I s I t a l e a r n i n g e x p e r i e n c e ?

haha, -eats pigeon-

Nah I won't learn shit and i don't owe Peru anything

I swear if I get up and your right behind me ima be probably scared

UPROAR https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_EM6fSjn0kg

:)

:) 🔪

no