good explanation

I HAVE ARRIVED

SCREEEEE

Hugs yay!!

DIDNT KNOW I WAS GONNA GET FCKING FA MARRIED TODAY-

LMAO me neither-

heyatleastitstoyoueeee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (///////////////)

DID YOU SEE ALL THE ****ING ART OF PEOPLE IN THEIR FORMAL WEDDING OUTFITS THEY DID THIS ALL FOR US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

newoiewhwiurhweuirhew

SHIT OKAY WAIT WHOS THE GROOM? YOU OR ME¿

I'm okay with whatever

ALRIGHTY UR GROOM HRGRHGRG

Yeeee

HHHHHHH FFFFFFFF *Stands at alter*

*sits lonely but happy*

*T-Posing while standing on head*

*Takes out phone* Picture time.

**** sitting

*Stares at floor reading bible verses*

*sits down*

*sits up*

* Takes pictures *

*falls over and nearly dies a second time*

*Screeches under one of the tables*

I'm gonna sit now

*Internal screams*

Guys I’m getting ice cream brb

OKOK IM HERE

*questions why soggy is screachin whilst reading *

I'm here! * Stands at the alter *

*Bumps head on table, goes over to SirWeeb*

AAAAA EVERYBODY SIT IN A SEAT OR SOMETHING

*cry*

ALRIGHT Y

*sits

*has horny fantasies about sticking his dick in the cake*

*sits*

Omg wendigo

*Sits*

*...*

WENDIGO STOP BEING HORNY *AHEM* We are gathered here today to celebrate SirWeeb And Milky.

*stares at wendigo staring off in space with a glare* *thinks* "What is he doing"

*thinking of ****ing the ground*

“Tht cake looks moist and delicious “

Time to read verses. Repeat after me Weeb.

*quietly hyperventilating

Woah m8- settle down-

oK

I have the biggest boner right now- wait did I say that out loud?

Uh

*Ink starts rolling down my face* "Cry"

* exists *

* Heart is legit about to burst out of my ****ing chest*

“Wendigo please keep it to urself”

excuse me what wendigo

*SLAPS WENDIGO, walks back to the alter* You take Milky for the rest of your life.

Uh-

"troughs ax at Wendigo "SHUT UP "

**** you guys

h

*Tries to stop being horny*

I’ll take Milky for the rest of life

"U H"

I’m scared for everyone’s health

oml

of my life* I LEGIT CANT TYPE RKCKDJ

*Gets mad * Thinks "Another person does not need to die today Kanne just calm down"

You will cherish your time with them. (no cap I'm nervous in real life XD)

wendigo your ruining this wedding also i hope ur dick gets chopped off

SHHH

GUYS IM AROUND MY WHOLE FAM RN AND IM TRYING SO HARD TO TO SCREECH AND BLUSH AAAAA

Oh shit that’s a mood

I JUST GOT VORED OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE

I-

😓

Kid,,,, i'm soz i twas late,,

*kids

NOW KISS

OKOK I will cherish my time with them

mememan get over here. chop off his dick

I said Shhhh

Huh

*Looks at Halfpet* "It might" *Grabs ax*

* slurps lemonade *

NONONO MY DICK NO

You has lemonade?? Gimmee

We having a feast tonight bois Fried wendigo dick

This is what a wedding is.

this is fun

THIS IS ASSAULT

Yum

blame wendiago for the porn

I feel like the people taking this seriously are facepalming so hardlmao

*He struggles not to beat the crap out of Wendigo with his chancla* You accept when times get rough..

MILKY IS LITERALLY DEAD LMAO

aw we were so close

LEMME GET THE BALLS

What is happening right now-

people XD

O my lord

Alright, touch my dick and I lick the cake

I’ll accept when times get rough

we chopping off some dude's dick

Beautiful wedding so far

Rip milky

https://voca.ro/lzaZEx8zEdp

this wedding is just perfect

you know what, I'm leaving, bye, **** you, I'm gonna burn this suit

WAITWHAT'STHEBESTPARTOFTHEDICK

I

*He chucks the Bible at Wendigo* Just ****ing kiss already.. *He brings in the cake*

when will they ****?

(Whoops) *standing around sipping lemonade cuz I'm awkward* aha

I JUST WANT TO GET FA MARRIED GUYS-

*walks away and starts to strip*

CAKE

https://voca.ro/oJOx5KkR884

Cake!? :D

CLOUDED I WTF //////-

ON WITH THE MARRIAGE NOW

Yesyes

*cough

*burns the suit and continues to leave*

JILLY WHAT THE ****

Just.****ing.Kiss.

* GRABS WENDIGO. AND BEATS HIM UP *

oh my

Lol

HOLY SHIT-

ANYONE GOT A BAT

REEEEE

AAAAAAAAAA

YEAH I GOT A BAT

what the actual **** is going on here-

ME is latee ToT

pls :0

lmao

GIMMIE THE BAT

My throat hurts

MILKY ARE YOU EVEN HERE LMAO-

JUST FLIPPING MAKE OUT

Guyssssss I need da cakee

OK HERE *GIBS U DE BAT* IT'S MEDAL FOR A REASON

HURRY UP WITH THE WEDDING I GTG SOON AND DONT WANNA MISS IT >:(-

Wth

YES PLEASE

* BEATS UP WENDIGO WITH BAT *

*watches from afar* huh, why I'll always be single

Cakeee

can i beat his dick now

I’m back

SHUT THE **** UP EVERYONE

**** I GTG YOU GOT LUCKY WENDIGO

*Questions what happened whilst i left for 30 sec whilst ink tendrils spir from my back*

Eyes

*Watches Markiplier* Ain't nobody got time for this shit

Did I miss the whole wedding

gUyS!

take the bat back * hands bat back to junior *

HALF CAN WE HAVE A WEDDING WHEN I GET BACK 👉🏻👈🏻💞

Cmon yall

OKAY LEMME JUST *GETS THE BAT* *****ING CONTINUES HALF'S TORTURE ON WENDIGO*

MILKY IS LITERALLY AFK OMFG IM- 😂😂😂

* sits down with Kiki, Sizzle, Mr.Airplane guy,Echio, and Night Star* (basically all my ocs came here smh)

No they still haven’t gotten married ishfjej

oh god

K i s s

Yes pls

What did Wendigo do

Unfrosted btw YES YOU CAN BE BRIDESMAID

*silence*

O

IM BACK FOR A FEW MINUTES MY MUM ISNT HOME YET ALSO CLOUDED YES

"Texts Error" "Ayo ima need back up bro"

.

I have no idea where to even ****ing type- LMAO

* drags wendigo's body to a chair *

HALF I FINISHED THE JOB FOR YOU

*Starts self with cake slicer*

YAY

YOU DID WELL

GOOD JOB JUNIOR

Pls I want virtual cake

JUNIOR YOUR MY FAVOURITE CHILD NOW

OH AHEM forgot *STABS SELF WITH CAKE SLICER*

https://voca.ro/kLqpmZwn1x6

YAE, OKAY SO WHOS GONNA SUCK WENDIGO'S EYES OUTTA THEIR SOCKETS

**** I keep refreshing and there is so much more Yayay I’m a bridesmaid tho

I’m coughing too much

Omg same

THESE ALREADY ARE HARD TIMES WDYM

IDK

*More ink starts dripping enough for people to be concerned now * Haha whoops

My wifi can't handle this

CLOUDED IS GONNA DO IT THEN

this wedding is the best

OH **** I GOTTA SUCK LMAO

finish da wedding so I can have cakeee

MY PHONE ****ING DIED ISTG

HAHA

Can we carry in now

Wait a second, Sirweed is married too 👺 Waitasecond

YOU KNOW WHAT **** ALL YALL *KISSES MILKY

YAYYY

THEN I GOTTA FORCE WENDIGO TO BASH THEIR TOES IN THE WALL WITHTOOTHPICKS IN EACH TOENAIL

YES FINALLY

CAN WE PARTY NOW

OKXIQWHIQEQHL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DEY KISSED

Yeeeee

👁👄👁

*CLaps* *Slips on ink* *dies intern*

*Happi noises*

I love being single *cries

LETS HAVE CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAN WE DO THE CHRISTIAN CHA CHA SLIDE?

kids, i have to leave now,, bye bye

Sparkle:Aweee i cant waittt -o--o--o-

Yum

guydevuifhbilsn

BYE MELTED THANKS FOR COMING

LOOK IT UP

SOMEONE ****ING CUT THE CAKE IM STARVING

atleastigottotorturesomeonetoday

YAYAYYAYYAAYYA *takes a fat slice of cake*

*Eats the entire cake

Imma just go now

INHALES CAKE

cAkE

NEVERMIND*****ESIMSTAYING

YAYY

OK I WANT TO GET DRUNK NOW AND PUKE ALL OVER EVERYONE

why is everyone still talking about me lmao I'm gone lol

uh

*VORES CAKE

Oo

* starts to think about leaving cos nobody cares bout lonely self* "Ight i might head out in a bit"

I gotta go please still be on when I’m back

IF I EAT DADDY WILL I TASTE CAKE SINCE SHE VORED IT?!?

I ****ING ALMOST KILLED YOU WENDIGO, BE GREATFUL THAT I DIDN't

WENDIGO BECAUSE WE BEAT YOU UP

WHAT DONT EAT ME

WTF- LMAO

Wendigo is still pissed

MOM DONT EAT DAD

Throw the bouquet

IM SO ****ING CONFUSED

IF YOU INHALE LUNCH MEAT ARE YOU TECHNICALLY VORING IT?!?

IM GOING TO BE EATEN

* eats whole slice without sharing it to my ocs* Pusheen: Sparkle, you ate cakk.

unfrosted maybe

*pollen falls in my nose*

NO CLOUDED I WILL BEAT YOUR VAGINA

DONTEATHALF

Eww god

DONT EAT ME

* gets koolaid juice for her self *

OKAY WHOEVER COMMENTS *catches bouquet* GET IT IDK ****ING GO

**** YOU SON YOU’RE GROUNDED

Catches bluget

GRABS BOUQUET

*bouqet

* ight im heading out I got AU's to save BAI!!! <3" teleports to doodlesphere

I GET IT SCREAMS

Everyone (my ocs): :'c

B R U H, EAT A DOG OR SMTH

BEATS UP JILLY

I GIT IT FIRST

alRIGHTY

VORES HALFPelt

JILLY NO *GETS THE MEDAL BAT*

THROWS YOU ONTO THE ROAD

I GOT IT first heeehee

Now, get in the car and drive away

OH ****

*BEATS JILLY'S VAGINA*

*watches and raises eyebrows in amusement * so this is a party

XD

EATS EVERYONE

LITERALLY MILKY IS ****ING GREAT AND PERFECT AND THAT MY GUYS AND GALS AND NON BINARY FOLK CONCLUDES OUR WEDDING CAUSE ITS JUST CHAOS NOW-

GET ME OUT OF HERE IT STINKS LIKE EGGS AND MAYO

Sparkle: Ha HA ~HA~

I CALL CATCHING THE SECOND ONE BECAUSE I WANNA MARRY HALF

EVERYONE TASTS GOOd

GeT iN tHe CaR

*pisses in jilly's insides*

I GOT ****ING VORED

OH GOD ILL let My Shit eat u

True how many comments does this post have?

STABS JILLY'S STOMACH

6758937658967509658067907063 comments

I HOPe U DRWON IN MY PISS

*Through's 4 ft ax into crowed* Catch

Oh **** when will this post calm down?

MORE THAN 400

never

CLOUDED UR LUCKY I ONLY BEAT UR VAGINA

*EXSCAPES JILLY'S BELLY* IM FREE

* teleports a bouquet in my hand * >;3

Damn

ppl why the fighting XD

I’ll let my Stomach worms eat u

SCREW YOU NOW I CANT HAVE CHILDREN NOT THAT I COULD ANYWAY BECAUSE IM LESBIAN HAHAHHAHA

OK I GTG FOR REAL NOW I THINK

Star you should probably delete the post before this gets worse lmao

#nevergongetmarriedsquad

oh ok bye bye Half

#nevergongetmarriedsquad yes

Ye

This thing has like 430 comments WE MISSED 420 BOIS

* notices everyone in this wedding has a medical problem *

Oh bye bye

BYE HALFY ILY 💖💕💕💞💕🥺

Bye humans, imma go rape a kid

Awek Its overr -o-

Bye kiddies

Yayy

*Teleports back * "Hey i uh forgot my phon-" *noticed everyone has injury* " DO i need to heal sum bois"

So, where can i beat more stuff now

Awe this was N i c e......... ANy thanks star! Im glad i was early!

adios peoples

Idk if you’ve realized but nobody is roleplaying here lmao

OOF goodbye tries to leave without getting hurt

BYE PEEPS!!! >0<

Stands out side waiting for someone to talk to

*Sigh*

*Cry's to sleep*

NO I'M LATE FU-

*Goes over* take. *puts plates on head* give out

Bro ima join ya erion

kk

is my suit ok? i learned about dis last minute

okie good ^w^'

im joining