Ness be smiling at every little thing bro sees a bike and starts giggling with his teddy bears We can’t be doing this bro not with giygas still breathing bro save your giggles until after giygas is dead bro

Lucas we can’t be crying over every lil thing bro “Waaa my mom is dead” Yo you had all game to get over ts quit it bro 🫩 Also the only mother protag to genuinely rely on his dog

THSE ARE JOKES BTW

Ninten my goat doesn’t start getting all giddy when he sees a bike and he doesn’t start crying when his party gets slimed out by a giant robot for the fiftieth time in that day 🥹

Haters will say Ninten gets out scaled by both because of his asthma but I gaurentee you Lucas is to much of a bum to hit somebody with asthma and ness prolly gonna be too focused on some butterflies

How it would go Lucas and Ness are bums so they both double team Ninten Ness gets distracted by butterfly Genuinely gets whacked in the face with a bat and gets knocked out Lucas gets scared and starts freezing up cuz he’s a bum Ninten seizes the opportunity and whacks Lucas in the face with his bat See we don’t need offensive psi to win these we just gotta use our brains

The two other mother fans will love this agenda