SANTA CLAUS IS A COMMUNIST

9 comments
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:11
LinkPROOF:
he wears RED
he lives in the NORTH pole
he gives presents FOR FREE
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:12
Linkreindeer
what does the first half of reindeer sound like?
reign
THIRD REIGN
NAZIS
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:13
Linkwhat do the reindeer do?
slave labor
COMMUNISTS HATE NAZIS
SANTA IS SHOWING HIS COMMUNIST DOMINANCE OVER THE NAZIS (REINDEER)
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:16
Linkchristmas carols
christmas carols are usually sung in choirs
do you know what other piece of music is sung in choirs?
THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:18
Linkwhat could you compare santas beard with?
a brush
santa would probably have a northern accent considering he lives in the north pole
he would probably say brusha
guess what rhymes with brusha?
RUSSIA
kaledioscopeeyes[OP]
03.12.2022 05:20
Linkalso santa claus told me he was a communist 3 years ago
then he shot me in the leg for seeing him