Does this thing even work? It’s so old… Oh wait it’s on uh- Hello there! My name is Kate uh… oh crap i did this wrong uh… lemme just start over uh.. June 1st 2020, Day 1. Ok, NOW I can say my name heh. Well, uh my name’s Kate! And I’m the founder and leader of the Neutral Chefs (also known as the moms of the war). Our job is to cook food for both opposing sides of the war! Fun right? Our services are open from 10 in the morning, to 10 at night (New York time heh..) We have a few rules, always wear oven mitts when dealing with hot food, no fighting in the facilities, may it be physical or not, and a big one, no using weapons unless for self defense. Last one is mainly for the take out delivery people… It can get rough out there heh… Uh yeah! We basically sell whatever we can make or cook! Which is, quite a lot of things really.. We have like, 20 people? Maybe? Running and helping the place. It’s quite nice and calm. We were GOING to have a general, but Becky left us for the gays. I don’t blame h