okay I want you to list my crimes

lol still lmao

cow milk: previously accused of: telling friend I'm hacker pretending got hacked twice shares "Password" twice called the b word 5 times (how is crime?) torturing small dogs that live in my house stealing ONE of my brother's easter eggs slapping ppl really hard much more but-

people: what do you do for a living? me: slap people real hard like tbh one of my talents is slapping I can slap ppl REALLY HARD but I only got in trouble for doing it once

oh another crime is looking like a potato

oh another crime is looking like a potato