Canada: yeesss- that sounds great!

Canada: whenever you want is fine with me, maybe not when Ame is around to see though,, you know how he is.

Canada: Ah, sure, he'll probably be out doing something weird with his friends anyway,

Canada: Awe,, thank you, I love it! *smiles*

Canada: np ^^ *carefully puts it on* (sksks i wanna draw this, cos you know meee-

aaahh do it,, i'm gonna draw it too) Canada: *blushes lightly* thanks ^^

😎) Canada: *smiles brightly* What should we do in the meantime?

Canada: *blushes a little more* sure,, you start? I'm bad at starting these kinds if things-

of*)

n o i c e ) Canada: Ooh :0 mine's (insert something that isnt maple syrup-

yes) Canada: Hmm,, Red for me.

Canada: I've never really had a favorite word,, (But i do imagine him loving Nanaimo bars too

Canada: Well, some people have one? I've met a few people who say one or two words more than any other words,

lmao-) Canada: :0 What is it?

Canada: aawwWEE- that's not cringy, what do you mean?-

Canada: sorry- it's just cute.

Canada: *blushing as well but tried to like,, not-* uhm,, Favorite song?

omfg yes, I'm with ukraine on this one)) Canada: oooohhhh, nice- mine is lemon boy by cavetown

Canada: mhmm ^^ uhhh.. favorite flower? (Honestly anything by cavetown is great)

Canada: Yeah, same... Though I really like white roses.. Simple daisies are nice too.

Canada: hh, I dunno... everyone's cool in their own way.. but probably Aussie. He has all these cool stories about the places he's been, and all the wildlife he's seen..

y-yeet 😳) Canada: Ah- Well who do you think is the most annoying?-

😳😳😳😳) Canada: Oh god.. wait since when was russia a vsco?-

ah

Canada: I'm sorry for you. Wait- I bet he's been hanging out with Ame too much.. That would do it.

Canada: well I guess that'a a last resort

Canada: o h- maybe don't commit homicide..? please?

Canada: th an k s Anyway uhhhmmm,, Favorite place to be?

Canada: for me it's anywhere warm and cosy that has food. emphasis on the warm and cosy part.

Canada: . . . you.

Canada: *blushes as well and smiles* how did i know-

Canada: h m m 🤔

Canada: wh a t-

Canada: oh yeah- *gets up, kinda panicked* osht what if we're laTE-

Canada: hh ok-

lmao idk) Canada: Ah thanks,

Canada: wait- *looks down the hall to make sure America isn't there* Yeah Meri isn't here, it's good

“Who d o you think is the most annoying” R u s s I a” *cries*

Canada: o K - *uh- walks out of the house ig, idk*

nooooo)

Can I join tho)

R u s s i a

I would like to be still chill r u s s k i

makes sense)

Canada: *insert going to tim hortons bc idk what the hell else to put-*

Russia: OMGEEE HIII CANADA AND UKRAINE *insert gay naruto run and loud SKSKSKSKSK* Hi guys!

Moose: hi-

Ruski: You two look like a couple tho-

Disappointment: So how are you guys!

Canada: *says nothing and sits down as well*

Canada: we're uh,, fine

Russia: ..looks at both of them, his smile slowly turning into a straight face.. What’s with you guys?

Canada: yeah and I'm just uh kinda tired

Russia: ..goes to the front desk and ask the desk clerk for two bacon donuts :them saying they don’t serve that: Russia: Do you have bacon? DeskClerk: yes? Russia: Do you have donuts? DeskClerk: mhm Russia: THEM PUT THE BACON ON THE GLAZED DONUT PLEASE ..gib money aggressively.. ..sits back at table..

Canada: i ok then. bacon donuts.. a h-

Russia: So I had weed this morning and-

Canada: ..oh boy...

Russia: THATS probobly why I’m being really weird rn but uh. I’m fine- I think it’s wearing off

Canada: honestly, i hope..

Russia: hey I have a question Be honest please-

Canada: yeah..?

Russia: Do you hate me? Like- Am I annoying to you in some way?

Canada: nah, not really.

Russia: ..can tell Urine is lying.. uhm- ok....

Russia: ..looks at Ukraine.. Please tell the truth...

Moose: *looks concerned about chernobyl incident*

Russia: whatever ..looks a bit sad and walks over to his donuts. He takes a bite then leaves the restaurant..

Russia: comes back becuase he wants orange juice.. ..orders it.. ..leaves again..

Canada: ... *looks a little guilty [for no reason] and watches him leave*

I’ll be back at the right time

i-) Moose: hey, you okay..?

Maybe)

Moose: okay.. What do you want?

Russia: ..bashed thru door of restaurant.. heY gUys sO aCtuAlLy I WaS oN cRacK-

Russia: ..sits back down, smiling.. a And I just was smoking crack so yeA (I know that doesn’t make sense)

Canada: m a k e s s e n s e- Uuuhhmmm why don't I just uhhh go get food now- *gets up and walks over to order food for them both-*

Russia: get me a vodka donut-

Canada: *nods in response as he walks to the counter* wait theydontevensellthose-

Russia: ..gets angry.l DO THEY HAVE ****ING VODKA?!

Canada: P R O B A B L Y-

..jumps on the DeskClerk.. IF IM NIT ****ING KAREN THEN GET ME THE MANAGER, DIPSHIT

I NEED MY VODKA DONUT YOU ****ING IDIOT

..slaps the vodka outta his hand.. *****A Brb imma go wrestle a dog real quick)

Canada: *comes back with food-* (Sorry for disappearing-

Canada: I i got food- (i need to go eat, brb)

Canada: *sets the food on the table* it smells good :0

(Same)

Canada: :D *takes a donut and bites into it*

AHAHAH

wheeze

HEY CAN I GET A VODKA DONUT WITH SOME METH ON THE SIDE POUR ME A CUP OF GASOLINE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT BUD

WAIT NO- ADD MORE VODKA TO ALL OF THAT

lmao

I'm just imagining this in a Russian accent-

*inhales* V O D K A

Simple to make, just make normal batter but add a bottle of vodka into it. add all other donut stuff, and there. Vodka donut

V O D K A

vODKAMAHAMEHA-

ALSO OUT BLEACH ON MY ****ING BAcKIN WILL YOU

YOU KNOW WHAT *jumps behind the counter* *grabs the cleaning supplies* I’LL MAKE MY OWN VODKA YOU DUMBA**

..mixes windex and bleach.. ..puts bacon and teeth in it.. THERE WE ****ING GO SOME GOOD OL FASHION RUSSIAN VODKA ..chugs..

AND YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD NO VODKA *smashes cup onto the floor* *manly Russia scream*

yes teeth I am just as high as Russia right now

I CAN TASTE THE R U S S I A

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consume the russia

Om nom, country

Slurp~

*country consuming noise*

*moans*

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