what

*Loads gun*

NOOBY NO

*casually walks in holding a katana*

(Yo can I join please?)

🔫

Jamie hides from nooby with a gun

(Thank you)

SERIOUSLY??? UGHH! GUYS! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING THE WEAPONS!!

I can kill em

*Walks in with a jar of cookies*

*Bursts open door* NOOBY I GOT YOU HYDR- uh....

Jamie hides her tranquilizer dart gun

>:((((

👀

*watches the chaos unfold* "this'll be fun"

GUYS FORGET VIOLENCE I GOT COOKIES

*steals cookie jar*

WHy not

kk

Oki

*confetti canon goes off*

not i

Not me TwT

Ayy im in

"ME! tRutH!"

Not me

oki

kk

OOF-

Ouch

Jamie hides her gun underneath the blanket and smiles

HAHAHAHHAHA

Oh shi-

ill join

Jamie answer le qeston

pms you're so mean

:>

No She's asking Jamie a qeston

Pff

"His hairline is nonexistant~" Jamie says, tightening her grip on the tranquilizer darts

hgngngnhghgn

PUT THOSE DOWN

PFFT

*i hold up gun*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HAIRLINE IS NONEXISTANT BIH I WILL SLAP YOU

Jamie have I told you how nice you look today

AHHAHA

"No, thank you~" Jamie says

UwUreality you also look quite stunning

😆

Ah noobs I got your hydroflask

NO

*Slaps pms* NO!

"I can't like it or love it if it doesn't exist," Jamie says, crossing her arms

PFFFFFFFFT

NO. IM NOT PUTTING MY KATANA AWAY

*eats cookies while sweating profusely*

*blocks nooby* Now now no fighting UmU

THIS ENTIRE SLEEPOVER HAS GONE TO HELL IN 2 SECONDS HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Y'all want a cookie?

*picks up a cookie with my katana and eats it off the tip*

Jamie sighs and throws the gun into the room. She secretly grabs a knife from her backpack and hides that underneath her blanket

Idk noobs

who wants kicked

its possible when Jamie is here XD-//

*aims katana at pms*

I- wuts happening

Jamie hugs PMS

WHO WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND

wait NO DON't KILL ANYBODY-

tImE fOR a HaiRcuT

"le hug."

*grabs Tsinelas* LISTEN UP PUTA'S

I SHALL BE YOUR FRIEND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*cutely cuts pms' hair with my katana* u///u

tHAS IT! i'M CALLING DA POLICCCCEEEE *boop boop bop* poLISE WE HAVE AN ATTEMPTED MURDERA aHAHHHHHHHHHHH

NO

I dare u tooo uhh Run into the wall

I dare you to steal Jamies knife

I DARE YOU TO DRINK TOILET WATER

*smiles with a mischeivous glint in her eye*

Jamie grabs the knife and puts it up to Hazel's neck. She smiles (a bit psychotically).

AGgggGGGHHH I WANNA KILL MYSEELFLFLFFFFFFF

AH JESUS ARE YOU OKAY?!

NOOBY NO-

*steals all of the cookies while nobody is looking owowowo* >:)))))))))

DARNIT

*pulls a dager out that was hidden under dress and pounts it at Jamies forehead*

Jamie throws another knife at nooby's phone

FLOOFS DID YOU STEAL MU COOKIES

I- Its my turn i guess I pick dare

Jamie grabs Hazel's knife and chucks it out the window

UHH NOO..? OFC I DIDNT ^^;

IF EVERYONE DOESN'T SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN I WILL LITERALLY DRINK WATER

She sits back down and eats Thin Mints as if nothing happened

wsm i dare you to lick my ear

I dare you to eat an entire 7 story cake

:0 YOU WOULDNT

Pms what did I do ;w;

*Literally pulls a huge chocolate cake out of nowhere*

LICK MY EAR NOW WSM!1!!111!

do you like chocolate?

Jamie is asleep already, holding her knife like a teddy bear

Bro my blood is literally sugar *eats cake*

Pms what did I do- ;w;

tHAT'S IT I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF *he shoots himself with a gun*

NOO NOOBYYY I DIDNT CARE BUT NOOOOOOO

*Takes away gun and patches the wound*

Actually the laws of this sleepover forbids anyone to die

As long as we're here we can't die

YOU DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE DARN USELESS HYDROFLASK

Ah ME!!! I wanna sit next to u!

"I will sit next to you~" Jamie says drowsily

*takes a seat next to pms with a bowl of popcorn*

Y'all are too late

She scoots over, now holding a teddy bear

i wIll siT neXt tO yOUu

Wait is Jamie tryna seduce us with that voice

"You can put your head on my shoulder, my friends say it's very comfy~" says Jamie happily

WELL SHI- I MEAN UH UH

i leave for a few and this happens

*sits on le floor next to nooby's unconscious body*

lel nooby died-//

i haVe tO pEEE!

*sits next to wholesome* HI

I HAVE TO PEE.

*pulls a cushion out of nowhere at throws it at Floofs for stealing my cookies*

THEN PEE

hAh

"Someone put their head on my shoulder, I'm used to it by now~" Jamie said, hugging her teddy bear tighter

*pulls out my katana, aiming it at hazel* DONT THROW A PILLOW AT ME WHEN A HAVE TO PEE

I dare floofs to pee herself

Are you trying to seduce me or not I need to know

*piss noises*

Jamie yeets Floofs outside to pee

uwu

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*throws another pillow at floofs in retaliation* HAVE AT ME

:<

"I'm not trying to seduce you, I just like the way it feels when someone puts their head on my shoulder," responds Jamie

*creates a force field out of soul magic*

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome

Ghost nooby: I would if i wasn't dead

HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS BATHROOM DO I FLUSH MYSELF DOWN

-THE TOILET

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome

Jamie scoots away and covers herself up with a blanket

Don't worry, I'm joking

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome

who is da wholesome one XD?-//

PILLOW WAR!!!

1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A PILLOW WAR

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome

I HAVE TO PEE AGAIN

"HAZEL DON'T I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLE PEOPLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME AGAIN-"

*a hundred pillows spawn on the floor*

Jamie builds a pillow fort in another room

*flushes myself down the toilet* I DIDNT REALLY HAVE TO PEE I JUST WANTED TO DO thAT

Blueberry? Is he here? *voice turns quieter* is his brother here?

For no reason in particular-

Jamie hides in the pillow fort, playing with her knife/teddy bear

No reason at all

Why, do you want to have sex with a skeleton?

IM STUCK

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome W

*covers face with hair to hide a faint blush*

Jamie plays with her knife/teddy bear

GUYS IM STUCK IN THE TOILET GET THE PLUNGER

PMS ITS NOT WORKING

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome W

Because if you wanna have sex with someone you could've just asked me

NOT THAT NOOBY

ME

GET THE PLUNGER

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome W

Jamie yells, "GROSS!" to the people through the wall

I will! *pulls a hairbrush out of nowhere and starts brushing then braiding mcs's hair*

IM STUCK IN THE TOILET TVT PLEASE

Who is wholesome..?

wholesomesoymilk

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome W

Jamie plays with a puppy she summoned out of nowhere

* shouts to fluff in a hushed tone* SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU COOKIE THEIF

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome WholesomeWholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome W

*SOBS IN I HAVE POO ON MY TOE*

Ooh I was wondering who uwureality was referring too

Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesome Wholesomesoy milk

Jamie have yu got a puppy

*NOoby pulls out his dick* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jamie jumps through the wall. "Who are you?"

NUDE

*turns around and stares at the wall*

Jamie pushes Nooby into the floor

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DID I SAY I WANTED PRON?

NOOBY NO

*Nooby tries profusely to pull his pants back up* AHHHHHHHH

NOOBY PUT THAT BACK

CUZ I DONT REMEMBER SAYING THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Who are you?~" Jamie says to Honey, kicking Nooby

*chokes on oreo*

*he got his pants back on* There we go.

*ignores what's going on and plays with Jamie's puppy*

OKAY SO IG IM OUT OF THE TOILET NOW LMAOO

*dying*

Jamie's puppy disappears and reappears in Jamie's arms

UWUREALITY STOP DYING ON AN OREO THAT'S NOT HEALTHY

Aww...

*dies*

"Who are you tho?" Jamie asks again, petting the puppy

*stares at Jamie with puppy eyes* May I please have a puppy..?

Jamie does the Heimlich on UwUreality

XP

*crawls behind jamie and licks their ear*

"Jamie~" Jamie says, putting the puppy down. The puppy roams around the living room, knocking down a lamp

*mutters 'damn right' quietly after hearing Honey*

IM ALIVE

Jamie laughs at Hazel

*continues to slurp jamies ear goo o///u*

*buries face in pillow with a huge blush when Honey leaves and shouts but it's just a muffled voice*

D:

Jamie elbows Kanne. "You said you had a brother, but you didn't say he was so hAnDsOmE~"

DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Jamie pushes Floofs away

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"Ya. And you're not wrong," says Jamie

*he screams as loud as he can* HONEY!!! HAZEL HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!!

>:(

IM GOING TO SLEEP

UWUREALITY DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PP AGAIN OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT

*stares at Jamie while eyes start glowing red, signalling her soul has turned into DETERMINATION, but slowly looks away because she doesn't want to get in the way of them*

sHUt THE fICK uP anD lEt mE sLeEp

"Any of your brothers pan?" asks Jamie, chewing on a Starburst

Will you be my friend Nooby

NO

D:<

*pUllS oUT kaTanA*

Jamie lays down and gets her blanket. She scrolls through Netflix, still chewing on her Starburst

Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby NoobyNooby Nooby Nooby Nooby Nooby No

Yeah i'm gonna go and go to sleep, like Floofs *whispers* in case Honey comes back

*aims it at uwureality*

"Why is literally no one pan?" Jamie complains

IM PAN

*Pulls out gun and aims at Floofs*

"REALLY?! will you please date me?" Jamie says, laughing

Jamie, i'm pan, and UWU WhAT THE F!%@ DO YOU WANT NOW?!

*puts self in a barrier, the same type as the one that was in the underground but smaller*

>:(

hey i gtg in like 8 min-//

*gets into my oversized sleeping bag, and crawls all over like an inchworm*

*aims gun at nooby*

"I need someone to date, I am soo lonely~" Jamie says, smiling

Oh hello, Blueberry! :D

UHHH, IM NOT SINGLE SORRY, PUT THE GUN DOWN.

NOBODY ****IN CARES

BLUEBERRY SHUT THE F&%! UP YOU F$&$ING B@($% YOU SHOULD F#(*ING KILL YOURSELF NOBODY LOVES YOU

"Nooby you single?" Jamie asks Nooby, batting her eyelashes

*Aims gun at jamie*

"Ima go to sleep~"

yes, i am

*Throws a blast of magic at nooby*

bai-//

*still crawling like an inch worm*

AHHHHHHHh

Nooby be my friend

*climbs onto noobys back*

BLUEBERRY IS AMAZING YOU B*TCH *an audible bleep coming from nowhere sensors out the word

What the F**c? *bleeps again, making her more confused*

*sits on noobys head*

UWU, NO, HAZEL, NO HE'S NOT, FLOOF, GET OFF OF ME, JAMIE, yeah sure we can go on a date

Roses are red Your all alone Your doors are unlocked Im in your home

Do y'all here tha- AH! *trips over when she swees Papy*

Jamie falls asleep next to nooby

IM NOT GETTING OFF OF YOU. *still sitting on noobys head*

GET THE **** OFF OF MEEEE

NOOBY! BLUEBERRY IS AMAZING! HE IS AN EXCELLENT COOK AND WAY BETTER THAN YOU AT LIKE, EVERYTHING!

I WILL NEVER!

SO SHUSH!

IM LEAVING I JUST WANTED TO MAKE FRIENDS I HATE YOU ALL 😭🔫 *aims gun at my head*

I COULD KILL BLUEBERRY RN IF FLOOF WASN'T ON MY HEAD

*gasps excitedly* You consider me a friend..?

UH WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT WITH HORROR??

NOOBY I WILL F*bleep*ing MURDER YOU IF YOU EVEN LAY A FINGER ON HIM!

😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

*sheds a tear of literal happiness*

REALITY NOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU

:O

*still sitting on nooby*

NOT AS MUCH AS JAMIE BUT I STILL DO

WAIT NO, DON'T DO IT, UWUREALITY

*puts gun down*

So nooby you are my friend? :O

((may I just join))

*sighs in relief*

no we are more than friends we are best friends :D

:D

Now let's all just have some cookies *hands out cookies to everyone*

no pms you're a meanie

*knocks floofs off nooby*

ty)) *just watching this happen*

GET ME OUT OF HERE

Hey, Blueberry! I've missed you! :D

BB GO F#*$ YOURSELF

We met when Toriel asked me to babysit Chara :3

*eating popcorn*

*hugs nooby*

*Throws a blast of energy at Nooby*

GET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM *crawls into a corner to cry*

*throws knife at hazel*

WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE EITHER WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME OR WANNA KILL ME

(p,,please appreciate my p,,pfp o///o)

*looks at knife* " that was cool"

i dont want sex i just hugged you

*Hugs BB* Don't listen to her, she's just mean. You're the best person and cook in the world, and you'll always be my best friend, okay? Now let's forget Nooby and eat some cookies :3 *passes BB a few cookies*

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

*dodges knife*

Stop trying to make out with bb he doesnt love you 🔫😩👈

LET ME OUT >:(

*looks at cookies. eyes sparkle*

((he's*))

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

Present don't lie i know you want my thicc juicy pp inside of you

👀

*Hands some cookies to shesjustanbendy and BB* That's okay, BB, I respect your personal space

🔫

NO YOU DONT

F*CK YOU ALL.

BB DOESNT LOVE YOU HE LOVE ME

Oh, be quiet, uwureality, It's not like that with my and BB. *whispers* besides, I like someone else...

WHAT PUT THE GUN DOWN

*devours the cookies *

WHY

I'm just being a good friend

*grabs katana and stabs a hole through the door*

THOSE ARE MY COOKIES *slaps shesjustanbendy*

I'm not doing anything bb

*cri* "but I just wanted cookies "

*pulls the gun out of uwurealitys hand and wacks them with it*

*kicks hazel in the face*

*cutely knocks the door down uvu*

NO

*kicks UwUreality0 *

*throws a punch at the side of her jaw and makes a loud crack*

XP

" I don't sleep"

*gets back on noobys head*

i see the light

*blushes a tiny bit and lays out bed* It's okay, I don't mind where I sleep

HONEY COME HERE I WANNA ****- *he runs to honey's room*

MEMEMMEME

(DANG IT I GTG

(BYE >:(((( )

*literally knocks out Nooby with eyes glowing red due to determination*

*lays on the ground dying*

HONEY LET ME IN I DON'T WANNA RISK BEING RAPED BY ANYONE IN MY SLEEP

((bye :c))

;P

Oh darling, none of us would even think about touching you with e ten foot pole

Im sleeping on the floor in the living room

You're pretty safe

THE LIVING ROOM THERE'S NO WAY I'M SLEEPING WITH YOU BUT ACCORDING TO HAZEL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNCONSCIOUS BECAUSE SHE KNOCKED ME OUT SO... *Falls asleep on the floor*

bye :c )) " I'll take anyroom that doesn't involve me being raped"

;P

Yeah, same as uwureality, I've already got my bed set up :3

oh

*falls asleep*

Yeah d*bleep*mn right you should be unconscous >:c

*just takes out a sleeping bag * " I'm taking the floor away from all the boys"

*moves in sleep*

"kitchen it is" *walks to kitchen*

((ill be back in like 1 mins, cya))

10*

*Does a backflip when he wakes up* Huh?

*yawns* " hi person "

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*puts fist up* " what"

Nooby almost fell on me

*groans* "so.... "

🔫

I did not

"WHY DOES IT MATTER

ok

((I'm back))