Squirrly: Don't be embarassed, I as in your shoes a few months ago, I feel asleep inside someones house and next day someone woke me and I was completely naked.
Squirrly: Alrighty then, welp lets get this show on the road shall we?
*steps on the gas and drives down the street and aroubd the corner absurdly fast*
Squirrly: I got reports of an ancient spirit around here, a friend invited me to that party last night and said you showed up and you were glowing bright blue, not part of your "costume" since you still are.
Squirrly: Girl I wouldn't fall asleep here, spirits awaken when we fall, I know this because I have a demon inside of me and if I fall asleep he hunts so you would probably be hunting.
Squirrly: Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon! Don't show up please don't show up...
*a thump on the roof of the car is heard*
Squirrly: Shit...
*a hand busts through the top of the car and pulls him through*