osht hah CYA

When u blush so hard ur ears turn red

wait until she's normal again, then go get her spayed lmfao

*Causally tryin' to figure out what to do, or what to put*

throw her in a trash can and claim she was dead

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The *****" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "*****" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.