Call me Hello Kitty Pusheen Princess

I say wow so much im like Doge because doge is my spirit animal 🐕

Omg i love wood soup asmr

I wish i knew how to put on eyelinder my hand shakes so bad and my makeup wipes suck at removing stuff i just wanna color in my waterline idr want actual eyeliner i know i wouldnt be able to find eyeliner that works for me anyways i just need to color my waterline but im scared if poking my eyes idk how girls so it so effortlessly

Katie B is so hot

Eyelinder i dont know why i immediately go to adding D's to my words Eyeliner not eyelinder

I miss the suicidal rick bot

i want to eat a slice of brie cheese even though ive never had it before and dont know whatbit tastes like but i just have a feeling it would be good

i think i would be unstoppable if i had the ability to not laugh at my own jokes

i cant watch anything related to flamingo anymore because my annoying irl friend talks just like albert and shes not funny so its not funny when he talks like th at either

im gonna be sick i only found out a couple days ago that they shut down the normal elevator in 2024 why why why

Is that an angel baby no thats his dance moves watch my lady honey grooves feed me lots of jamba juice Call me lady tiger but i never eat my young my legs in those pants a Dream when i would move id scream watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is how we do it

Work that elastic its looking fantastic

Omg why is my lip swling s little

IM CRYING MY MOM GAVE ME SOMETHING FOR MY MOUTH AND NOW TWO DIFFERENT PARTS OF MY LIPS ARE SWELLING AND SHE DOESNT EVEN GAF

WHO PUT A CURSE ON ME

It said allergies injuries infections and sunburn but i didnt eat anything im not injured and definitely not infected and im not sunburn i only went to costco today and some old guy told me he was dropped on the head as aa baby

WTAF IS HAPPENING

When i find whoever put this spell on me

Omg its actually starting to hurt

Ok im gonna go to bed and hope im normal in the morning

No ice king