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Toastfly
17.05.2019 17:58
LinkNah, nah, there’s a better Christmas song than that!!
MarshDog[OP]
17.05.2019 18:02
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Jingle bells batman smells, robin laid an egg,the batmobile lost a wheel so joker got away, Hey!
Wreck the Malls this Christmas Seasons
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
(Refrain)
Push your charge card to the limit;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Your checkbook now has nothing in it.
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Wreck the Malls with my friend Charlie;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Drive to K-Mart on his Harley;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
(Refrain)
Tamper with their Muzak System
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Switch something for Twisted Sister
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
(Refrain)
Wreck the Pet Store do some damage;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
Send the beagles on a rampage;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la;
(Refrain)
Acting in an uncouth manner;
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Drop your drawers and moon that Santa.
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Dashing Through the Mall
(To the Tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Dashing through the mall…
On a late December day,
Through the $tores we go
Charging all the way…
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin’ toys,
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys.
When the boss busted in, nearly scared ’em half to death,
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath.
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo,
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo.
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
“Merry Christmas to all- now you’re all gonna DIE!”
The night Santa when crazy,
The night St. Nick went insane!
Realized he’d been getting’ a raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it.
Everywhere you’ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet.
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage,
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage.
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger,
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger.
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen.
And he took a big bite a
Oh, Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Swinging through Midtown
Oh what fun to sling a web
And take the bad guys down
Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Quipping all the time
Oh, what fun to swing around
New York while fighting crime
Thwipping through the streets
Of New York every night
Wrapping bad guys up
In my web so tight
Crawling up the walls
Making villains fight
What fun to make the holidays
Free from crime tonight
Oh, Spider Bells, Goblin smells
Vulture laid an egg
Spider-Buggy blew a tire
Venom got away-ay
Spidey Bells, Spidey Bells
Swinging all the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
The bad guys every night
Swinging through the streets
A web of spider silk
Kicking all the butts
Of villains and their ilk
Bombs from goblins fling (Fling!)
Pumpkins burning bright (Bright!)
How hard it is to consistently bring
Peace to New York all night
Oh, Spidey Bells, might be swell
To do more than fight crime
I got a lotta qualities that don't get much airtime
I can sing, I can dance
I tell jokes,