Hold on. I need to do dis, SORRY BT CUP, imma bish smacc u. *smaccs BT cuphead* (i know that hecchole of an au, it's a nightmare, m8. XD)

(I KNOW. XD) Me: *bish smaccs BT cuphead again* Omae wa, mo shinderu. *earrape* NANI!? *throws ST Bendy at BT cuphead* *runs away*

Me: *looks at you* *is triggered* *gets knocked out by monika*

Monika: I had to, or she would've caused more trouble. And I think she was so hyper because she had too much chocolate. ^^" (Meanwhile, with BT cuphead and ST bendy) *you play as both of them. XD*

(Just play as BT cuphead anyway. ST bendy is str8 up asleep. How bout that? XD) Me: *is still knocked out*

Me: *still knocked out* (AGAIN, meanwhile, with BT cuphead) *a small wolf cub walks around*

*the small wolf cub walks over to a tree and lies down in front of it and falls asleep* *gunshots are heard by the wolf cub and BT cuphead, the wolf cub is woken up and frightened*

(Yeah, I know that. *fake choking sounds* XD)

*someone bursts down the door to the room BT cuphead is hiding in. It's a girl covered in blood. The girl is wearing torn up shorts, Brown shoes, a kitsune mask, and a bloody white shirt. The girl has dark black hair tied in a ponytail, and light peach skin. Her eyes are unable to be seen because of the mask she's wearing. The girl doesn't have a name* *the girl is holding a gun* *the girl aims the gun at BT cuphead and says "put your hands up, motherfukka"*

*the girl walks over to BT cuphead slowly, still aiming the gun at him* *before she could get close enough to shoot BT cuphead, something pounces on the girl. It's Azazel* *Azazel jumps off of the girl and grabs her using telekinesis. Then he throws the girl out of an open window. The girl is thrown into the dark land ahead, never to be seen again.* *when she was picked up, the girl dropped her gun and a piece of paper with some kid of poem on it* Azazel: *walks over to BT cuphead* *a look in his eyes tells BT cuphead "don't worry. You're safe now." Somehow, BT cuphead understands*

*kind, not kid*

(Probably now, m8. XD) Azazel: *sees the strange poem* ? *reads the poem. The poem seems to be very creepy and sad, and somehow represents a little girl* *the poem says.... "There once was a woman Whose body was cursed. If she dare bear a child, It will die before its birth. through madness he krept, the monster of dark, He promised a child To ease the woman's heart. A daughter at last, She wept with joy, Not knowing at once, She was just his toy. -Lazari"* *after reading the poem, azazel is terrified. Azazel spreads his wings and flies out of an open window*

(HOLY FUQ THAT WAS A LOT TO TYPE, and also, I found that little poem in a creepypasta i read. XD)

(FINE. I'll be ST bendy. XDD) St bendy: *wakes up* ...?

St bendy: *gets up* *sees BT cuphead* ! ^-^ *runs over to BT cuphead, then hugs him* (yes, I ship BT cuphead and ST bendy. XD)

(Ik. Cuz you ship cendy. XD) St bendy: ^^ *Bt cuphead and St bendy hear crying. It sounds like Bt mugman's crying* St bendy: ? /o - o\"

(You play as Bt mugman) St bendy: o-o" *runs over to Bt mugman* *Bt mugman has a bruise on his right cheek, and one of his sleeves are torn and his arms are covered in bleeding scratches, and bruises. There's a bleeding wolf bite on his waist.* *it seems like Bt mugman was attacked, either by a wolf, a person, or both.*

*there's a figure in the distance. It looks like a girl holding a knife. It's chara* Chara: *walks torward Bt mugman, Bt cuphead, and St bendy* *grips her knife* =) St bendy: !!!! *hides behind Bt cuphead* o-o""

(IDFK. XD) Chara: *runs to Bt cuphead* *tries to stab Bt cuphead* Hat kid: *jumps outta nowhere* HIIIYYYA! *swings her parasol at chara* (remember. Hat kid uses a parasol as a weapon. XD) Chara: *dodges* heh. =) *slashes her knife at hat kid* hat kid: !!! *dodges and nearly gets hit* *tries to hit chara with her parasol* Chara: *dodges* *teleports behind hat kid* *giggles* you shouldn't bring a parasol to a knife fight, fool. =) *punches hat kid, making her fling into a tree* Hat kid: *hits the tree and falls onto the ground, injured* *cough* *cough*....*passes out* Chara: *walks torwards hat kid*

St bendy: O-O" *suddenly, something with a knife runs torwards chara. It's the conductor. (from a hat in time! *look up the conductor on the a hat in time wiki. XD*)* (I'll play as the conductor) The conductor: *runs torwards chara with his knife* COME HERE, YA PECK NECK! I'M GONNA HIT YOU IN YER' UGLY MUG AND TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!!!! *jumps into the air* *lands on Chara and tries to stab her* Chara: *struggles and fights back* Grrrrr. *tries to get the conductor off of her*

Back when i literally would go crazy for cuphead and i started watching cendy (for the absolute no reason), i said this is my fav cup au cuz of his beautiful bang XD

XD me when i first saw cendy: oh, kewl Me when i see cendy now: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *falls out chair and bursts into blushing*

Just thinking about this au these days make my eye hurt (my eye was stinging for a sec) I threw up due to one of them ._.

Ikr ever since then i tried not to see those rlly inrnse cendy stuff ._.

*intense

XD i say its ma friend's fault, she started it with the "ima draw cendy" stuff XD

LMAO

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