You dont want to get Alice mad
by:
OliviaTheFangirl 
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28.05.2019
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anini48
28.05.2019 13:59
LinkI won't
I can leave her alone
OliviaTheFangirl[OP]
28.05.2019 14:06
LinkAlice; ^w^
Me; ^w^
Alice; *whacks Lexi with her baseball bat* Try that again, I dare you!! >:V
Lexi: * she gripped the spot that was hit * hm, * she teleported her bat in her hands * bat for bat love?
Lexi: * she grabbed Alices arm and put it behind her back and kicked the back of her knee making her fall over and smashed her baseball bat against Alice’s bat *
(Also I do karate and this is a karate move so Alice can’t escape that so don’t even try to type it
Alice; *whacks you with her baseball bat*
Me; No, you don't.
Alice; *whacks Shark!Blans with her baseball bat* DO I LOOK LIKE A LOLLIPOP TO YOU?!?
Me; XD
Alice; I'm still alive, dude. I'M OLIVIA'S MAIN OC.
Me; You can't eat people over the internet. =w=
Alice; *whacks Nntk with her baseball bat*
Me; *censors the flipping off*
Ian: So, question. What's happens when you get mad? You cry more than usual? *laughs*
Alice; *whacks Ian with her baseball bat* >:V
Me; That's what happens.
Alice; It's my weapon.
Me; She's kind of crazy, but not your level of crazy. More like, medium sanity.
Ian: *shrugs* Can't disagree. HAA! *twitches* I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore *looks at her baseball bat* OH I remember! *takes the baseball bat and darts away* HAHAA!
Silas: Hey do you like bombs??? Who needs baseball bats when you have bombs!
Alice; Yeah, but I need my baseball bat....
Me; She doesn't wanna kill people, she just wants to give 'em a good whack.
Silas: But look!! *lights a bomb and throws it high up in the air. The bomb exploded in the air leaving dust in the sky in to the shape of explosion until it fades* Cool right???
Alice; It's like a firework!! *her face lights up*
Me; *hugs Silas*
Silas: *looks at you* *smiles and hugs you back then looks at alice* Yeah it like a firework just a bit more deadly. The only way it can hurt you is if you're too close to it!
Silas: *freezes* Heh... Yeah... I d-don't use it t-to be d-deadly... At a-all
Silas: *thinks: They're gonna figure out I killed multiple people...INCLUDING A BROTHER* I use it to b-be....festive!
Ian: *laughs hysterically* I CAME BACK TO GIVE ALICE THE BASEBALL BAT AND I SEE YOU TELLING THEM THAT YOU USE BOMBS FOR FESTIVITY!!! *keeps laughing*
Silas: IAN SHUT UP!
Ian: Do you wanna tell them? Or me? Cause I'll GLADLY tell them!
Silas: *sighs* Go ahead....
Ian: *snickers* He told you that he uses bombs for festivity but REALLY *tries not to laugh* He has killed over 100 people with bombs! INCLUDING A BROTHER! *wheezes while laughing*
Silas: *looks embarrassed and ashamed* Ian you've killed ten thousands!
Ian: BUT I HAVE NO MERCY! *keeps laughing*
Me; You could've told us. I mean, I'm a fangirl of a COMMUNIST that BETRAYS HIS FRIENDS. I'm more crazy than you.
Alice; And I own an AK-47!!
Silas: YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT! *lights bo!b and throws it Ian*
Ian: DUDE!
-The bomb hits Ian knocking him back and it explodes*
Silas: More crazy than me? Probably. More crazy than Ian. No.
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Alice; Yeah, Ian's on a whole new level of crazy.
Me; *still laughing* W H E E Z E
Ian: *gets up* *a bit of blood on him* Ow? Really dude??? *walks slowly over* YEESH! That was bad aim! Lemme show you *grabs one of his bombs and lights it then throws it at Silas*
Silas: Oh god
-That bomb hits Silas knocking him FARTHER back and he hits a walk really hard then it explodes, he doesn't get up-
Ian: I've killed a brother too. Don't mind killing another.
Alice; *pulls out her AK-47* Nobody hurts my friends!! >:V
Me; She wasn't lying. .-.
Ian: *walks over to Silas and grabs a ton of his bombs* He was right. They are deadly. So... *shrugs*
Silas: *shallow breathing and he has blood coming from his mouth and cuts all over him from hitting the wall*
Alice; *shoots Ian in the heart and lungs with her AK-47* TRY ME!!! >:V
Me; Oh noes.
Ian: *falls down for a second and gets back up holding and hand over his chest* Gosh darnit *lights a ton of bombs and throws them all around Alice then falls down on his knees for a second*
(I already killed oppy so)
Oppy:*in his head*
This is crazy, you have to stop!!
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Ian: *struggles to get back up* *pulls out knife* CRAZY IS MY MIDDLE NAME!!
Ian: .... Bellamy *dies laughing* IT'S BELLAMY!! *accidentally throws knife out of his hand hitting Silas shoulder* Oops..
Alice; BellAmy??
Me; Sounds like Bell Army. *Imagines a bell army* W H E E Z E
Ian: So YOU'RE gonna kill me? Either way I'm gonna get shot! Shouldn't you help Silas?
Ian: I wish you could get out of my head! I don't like you seeing my memories
Oppy:*thinking quickly and speaking through him with her voice*
Everyone stop.
Ian: *sighs* Mhm... Oppys I'm my head and I wish she WASN'T. Cause she can see all my memories and I try not showing people those. *looks annoyed*
Oppy: I'm dead. And I don't have enough energy to survive as a ghost on my own.
Ian: THEN GO TO SILAS!! HE'D ACTUALLY ENJOY IT!! *slaps himself* You're gonna drive me crazier than I already AM!
Ghost Kyle; Just be lucky I don't know what memories you're talking about.
Oppy: I. Cant. Leave.
And you can hit yourself all you'd like, it's only gonna hurt you.
Ian: Oppy promise me one thing. Dont. Tell. Silas. Then he'll talk to me all the time trying to talk to you. Wait... Speaking of Silas... *looks at Silas* Is he even alive?
Oppy: yes. And if he isnt, I'll force you into rewatching your memories.
Ian: *eyes widen* Please no. I don't wanna see them again. *walks over to Silas and checks his pulse* He's alive. But barely. He might not make it. Now please don't show me those memories...please?
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Alice; DO IT, OR I SHOOT!!!
Me; :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kyle; .-.
Oppy:that's better.
...
Now that I'm looking through them, there are some actual good memories in here.
