Shade was walking home late one night, drunk off his ass, his ears perked as he walked beside the long spindly road, his tail wagging slowly. He wanders off into the forest after a while, tired of the boring road. He stops right in front of a tree, his ears perked. "hello there tree." he says in a soft tone, then hugs the tree for no reason other than being that drunk. He let go of the tree walking back towards the road, his ears perked. Out of nowhere, der joins him, walking right beside him as well. Shade looks down at what seems to be a normal deer, confused as to why it approached him. He reached over and pet Der then grabbed his head and kissed the top of his snout gently. Der being absolutely pissed by this action, get's up on his feet and bxtch slaps Shade. Shade made a slight whine, after all, he just got a hoof to the face. Shade then looked up to the 'Deer' that just slapped him, his ears flattened as he sat down. Der scoffed and bent over and grabbed Shade's snout. "rude little hound!"

"What gave the idea to randomly kiss me?!" Der was pissed, his ears pinned. Der just sat down on his lap, looking him dead in the eyes with a glare, not thinking about how confusing this was for poor Shade. "I thought you were a deer..." Shade looked him dead in the eyes with a feeling of fear, and in a slight mood due to having Der in his lap, his tail wagging swiftly. "of course you did..." Der scoffed again, not amused by the hound at all. He didn't think about the fact he was nude at all, just about how Shade confused him for a deer out of all things! "stupid fxcking mutt..." "I suggest you shut it before I do anything dumber..." and dumber he committed, casually looking down, his ears perking up immediately, blushing heavily. "Uh..." "what?.." "you're not wearing anything I realize..." "so what?.." "never mind then..." Have a cliff hanger >:]

(YOU DIRTY DOGS!)

"I doubt that mutt, you're as red as a tomato..." "yup, thinking about things that could be done..." "such as?.." der looked at the hound, a bit confused. "you~" Shade said it with a lusty tone, his tail wagging swiftly. Der blushed slightly, his small bucktail flicking in surprise. "uhh, okay..." Shade got a sly smirk on his face, casually pinning him down, grabbing Der's waist, lightly biting his neck.

Der

SUFFER

I'M NOT THE ONE THAT GOT PISSED OVER ME NOT FINISHING IT >:]

FEAR ME

HAHAHAHAHA

FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes

deer god*

Der