remember that time i faked being sick so my dad would pick me up from school and then he left for work and my dysphoria was awful so i just started maniacally hacking at my hair with the clippers and those kitchen scissors that you use to cut meat that have black plastic iver the dull part of the blades and it turned out so bad i gave myself a buzz cut and called it the rodrick heffley grind but then i cried because i was ugly