My cousin told the Religious studies (Or whatever you call the class) teacher that she knows a Chinese woman who isn't Christian but speaks to the Saints and tried to convince the teacher that she was saying the truth I was literally dying laughing, even the teacher looked at her like he's had enough of this shit And he asked her "Well if she speaks to the Saints why don't they tell her to pray?" And she just said "Well idk BUT" I copy pasted this since I also told it to my brother oof-