Jerry only getting me 4 drinks with my card and telling me to make it past don't make me backhand you bud

now I only have 2 for the weekend hello. how is this fair.

using an old gift card as a coaster I'm so fancy

I'm so happy right now

like words of joy can't put into how much joy I'm in because I'ma. very happy positive person and I love life and everyone in it

everything boring AF give up

why hasn't money fixed everything yet why am I still not happy. hello America America explain

nothing makes me happy drinking isn't working and weed isn't working oh what ever will I do everything is hopeless

omg my foot has been so itchy and I only just looked ad IM COVERED IN FREAKING MOSQUITO BITES

THERES LIKE 14 DIFFERENT RED BUMPS ON MU POOR LITTLE FOOT IL CRYING

when they say thing and say another thing then act like ur saying what u said for no reason and like it was ur idea in the first place

I hate eeee people

wh/ooo ws the person i used to be when people thoguht i ws cool or thoguht i ws too cool nd htead me cuz of it cuz we need that person fbcks sptpoofy i dont wnt to see lorde live plese leve me lone

i dont think my keybord is wokringaaaaa ,my keyboard isnt working properly life is suffering

I DONT WANT TO DYE MY HAIR HROWN WHY IS MY KON TELLING ME THEE THINGS 😭😭 WY WOULD I WANNA DYE MY HAIR MH NATURAL COLOUR

crying I told her that and she was like well is a different brown ur brown wasntlike that

yea cuz you gave me ugly hori ghetto brown f***)k your genes

if it's gonna be thet dark brown JUST BE BLACK

i dont even wanna touch iot idcwhat it looks like they care more about it if they care so much why dont they didle their own hair

bottle one GONE! bottle two being OPENED

swagggg it out thuggggit out

straight up swagging jr up will make everything better all the time

now go to your bed and cry so hard you dotn make a sound

me getting high and or drunk before bed every night before gojn to work in the morning then getting asked if I want to stay employed with them

too good too good straight up

life is just too easy straight up why isn't existing harder

when you're too good at everything and too likeable ad too cool and you always say and do the right things because you're good at everything life is just too boring because you're too good at it and I think that's why I hate existing so much

im a really likeable person basically everyone else likes me that's why I don't need to like myself because everyone else loves me so mucg

im going to succeed in life Adoingking to achieve everything I kw I want which is nothing because I don't know what I want because don't deserve anything and I never will that why I will never be anything I'll exist for a little longer then I'll die I'm not going to get anywhere or live I exist at the bare minimum I try float around quietly and meaninglessly blend in with everyone else but that doesn't even work nothing ever works because I'm useless and horribe

pleaseeee be come more meaningless

tickle my pickle11just kill yourself we're all waiting for it 😢you are letting everybody down tickle my pickle

km sucuuughh a horrible spiteful person that's alllllllllllll I'll ever be because all I ever have is bad intentions because that's what everyone likes to think about me so that must be the truth because I'm horrible and I'm evil and I don't even deserve to liv

end it all

I'm NEVER going to be anything!!! I will never be meaningful to the world or to anyone at all!!;;;!!!!!! I am a no one and I don't exist for any reason except for making everyone else's around messs life worse

i think if i keep drinking I'll eventually start to be happy it's not working so far but there's still half a bottle left we'll seeee going to drink it all tonight then be miserable tomorrow because I drank everything in two days and one night

I'm not even the sharpest tool in the shed and I think tje world is rolling me or whatever smash mouth said what does that even mean

you are deplorable tickle my pickle11 that's why eeyye hates you

tickle my pickle11

life is automatically going to be good when I turn 18 because I won't have o rely on Jerry for alcohol and I'll be self sufficient

the only downside is that drake won't love me anymore and when that happens I will automatically cease to exist

my tummy is hurting I'm so sad

the only person I want to be around is myself on flipanim which is pretty strange because I don't like my company but at least I get me and listen to me because no one else has ever done that because no one else has ever cared for me or loved me but it's ok cuz I didn't deserve it in the first place I think so it's ok and this is how it should be why would it be like that if it wasn't the way it was supposed to be

my tummies stopped hurting and tnow it's time to keep drinking because that's what thateand it means my stomach is ready to gobble up some delicious happy medicine

I'd like to say I have a reactivated joy and passion for life but even though I don't feel bad I still don't feel bad so I think that means drinking is working and I need to keep going until I'm happy

did negative xp kill himself or was it a fraud do we know the answer yet

13 year old me: pleas come online please please please I hope ur still alive please come online

I'm going to the way I am on you are the why I am the way I am it's your and to see brebr been real with me

use your imagination fill in the blanks

I'm sure you contributed

I have soooooooo many things I'd say but I'm not allowed to

I just too. one angry ahh poo now I feel happy again and life is ok

everything is always the same everyday is the same everything is the same nothing will ever change when if it does it's just going to get worse everything is awful everything is terrible everything is deplorable I wish my parents weren't stupid SLUTS.

stupid retards that shooxvenebsr had children and know that they shouldn't of but when I act like their parenting didn't make me into a normal person it's my fault even though Jerry knows hes shitty at being a parent

manbi feel so good when I just lie down and my brain feels like it's flying away it feels so much better than being sentient and aware maybe everything willbe ok smiles

i feel so fine now carrying on drinking did help and after 2 soju bottles

nevermind my parents existence ruined it again I hatemy mom's attitude sooooooo much and that's just how she is all the time so I think I just hate her

now they're watching friends funny moments

I'm chandler Jerry says and when I said no I wanna be joey he called me a slut