If this sewer rat had rosy cheeks; this bus became pint-sized

What if all the dogs were puppies and the puppies all were sad?

What If Cuddle Fish Were Cuddly And We pedicured your dad?

What if you could kiss a pigeon? (Without contracting Lyme disease

All the chairs were beanbags made (Of soft, delicious cheese) If this moldy bread had a smile? (That was 50 shades of green!) What if this pirate stopped frowning? ('Cause his hеad was a jellybean!)

Meow

What if this red-faced man looked happy? (Oo-hoo) And this one's rancor was more refined? (Aah!) What if Tuck Buck was your true love? (Hoo-oo) So sweet and valentine! (So sweet and valentine!)

What if old shoes were more bouncy? Yeah, and they all still had their squeak Naked mole rats wore a sweater, and the grizzly bears were meek We'll dress up this suit of armor in a stone-washed denim skirt Turn the Nile into a babbling brook and make Niagara a little squirt

What if, what if, what if The world was cuter? What if, what if, what if A little more kawaii? What if, what if, what if We all rode scooters! And we'd all have our chance to shine!

ITS BEEN 4 weeks we can’t stop singing and we’ve slowly gone insane!!!

There’s a gumdrop wrapped in rainbows were there used to be my brain

We have to end this nightmare, I have sugar in my eyes Please make it stop, we can't endure another cute reprise! What if, what if The pigeon is the answer? What if, what if, what if We held it close? What if, what if, what if We turned it all back? What if, what if By doing something gross?

NOOOOOOOO

DO SOMETHING GROSS QUICK

THATS HOW IT STOPPED

DANG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO,,

Uh uh uh! OKAY I CAN DO SOMETHING GROSS!

*gives pigeon* LICK IT!!! YOU WILL STOP THE SUGAR

hmmmm whats another funny joke I can pull from the 90s that will fly over the kids heads...?

Ohhh not that type of gross, I was about to pull a gross joke if ya get what I mean? Goodnight everybody!

*licks pigeon* Much easier then telling another 90s joke!

DID IT STOP!?

Yep! I think it was my joke about making a gross joke that really worked, I just licked the pigeon for the fun of it!

Oki

Sorry for barging in but hello!