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Pilot Kile: Uh.. Houston, we have a problem. This United Airlines flight 370, I uh broke the steering wheel. Air Control Tower: This is ATC what’s the issue? Co-Pilot Kyle: Dude can this guy get a water? Air Control Tower: Uh excuse me, co-pilot Kyle to P 0, you are using the wrong chann— Pilot Kile: **** MY FACE WITH AN AARDVARK— Air Control Tower: Is there something wrong? Pilot Kile: I BROKE THE ****ING STEERING WHEEL AND WE ARE CURRENTLY INCREASING ALTITUDE. Air Control Tower: Uh are you okay? Pilot Kile: NO WE ARE NOT OKAY Air Control Tower: Look, I can’t understand you, what’d you say?— Pilot Kile: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND, I’LL PUT IT IN SPANISH FOR YOU, NO! Co-Pilot Kyle: I WANT ICE IN MY WATER! Pilot Kile: I think I have this under control Air Control Tower: A-are you sure? Pilot Kile: Yes I think I can handle a simple— OH SHIT OH ****, NO NO NO, THE LANDING GEAR JUST ****ING FELL OFF! Co-Pilot Kyle: Hey do you think they have crackers?

Pilot Kile: Oh god... Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, it is a cool 64 degrees outside, and we will not be landing shortly, I broke the steering wheel and the landing gear has actually fallen off, please enjoy another round of complimentary peanuts and beverages, and this will all be over soon, thank you for flying with United Airlines

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Oh um, I’m good I guess. I’m currently sitting in a car with no A/C, so I’m sweating like crazy—

Oh. Epic

HOLY SHIT— IT’S ****ING 91 DEGREES OUT HERE WHAT THE HELL—

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i swear to god— i will ****ing hop on your account and ****ing say some weird ass things and make some weird ass anims—

ALRIGHT. YOU CROSSED THE GOD DAMN LINE.