If you kill someone while giving birth, it cancels out, right? Like you go up to the police and go “so mate, I just killed someone” and then they start to arrest you but you’re like “nonono listen to me for a second; I also gave birth, so like, it cancels out” and they’ll be like “holy s* you’re right” and let you go based on my friends logic

mine hurts already from lack of water B)

I KNOW SHES A GENIUS

not if the police don’t find out