why arent we alive
31 comments
coldfire
15.05.2020 03:47
Linkaa
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 03:48
Linkok so uh
who start
coldfire
15.05.2020 03:52
Linku
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 03:52
Linkhears screeching at door
walks over
grabs basket
"hey look i found a pole"
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:02
Link"a pole?"
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:04
Link"a baby telephone pole. " sets basket that is screaming on the table
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:07
Linkruns over to the table
"baby telephone pole???"
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:08
Link"yeah! its got airhorns on its head!" pokity poke poke
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:11
Link"aawwwww!" tap tap
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:12
Linksiren head makes an angry scream
"you play with it, im gonna find out what it is." laptop
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:16
Link"ok!"
pokes it a few times and picks it up
"it's so teeny! awww.."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:17
Linki look it up
"hmm, it says here
its called
Siren Head
and it grows up to 40 feet tall and feeds on humans
we should keep it"
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:20
Link"yeah let's keep it!"
tiny pat
"but what would we feed it..?"
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:22
Link"hmm... i dunnoo, pickles? some meat form." grabs my bacon from this morning. "maybe itll eat this."
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:24
Link"hm. maybe."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:25
Linkdangles bacon
siren consumes
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:29
Link"hm, it seems to like bacon okay."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:31
Link"ill make some more.. where would it stay? i dont think itd like the other kids too much... or they wouldnt like him.."
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:33
Link"hm... i don't know.. we'll figure something out.."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:35
Link"well... we have that spare closet in the office, nobody uses that..."
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:38
Link"yeah... it could stay there."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:39
Link"i can always paint it and fix it up in my free time. oh god the other kids are gonna come in in 15 minutes..."
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:41
Link"oh god.. what do we do with it in the meantime??"
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:49
Link"uh... we can make it 'room' for about 10 minutes, then leave it there..."
coldfire
15.05.2020 04:55
Link"that should be okay for now.."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 04:56
Link"alright. i think he likes his basket, that can be his bed!"
coldfire
15.05.2020 05:01
Link"okay, where are we gonna put the basket?"
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 05:01
Link"in the closet. or on the desk... maybe we can sneak by and on breaks take him to the kitchen."
coldfire
15.05.2020 05:06
Link"hm, sounds good.."
-SCP-049-[OP]
15.05.2020 05:07
Link"alright. ill get to making more bacon..?"
coldfire
15.05.2020 13:10
Link"yep, i'll put the basket somewhere else."