Oh hello u cute lil freak of nature Wut u doing in this part of the woods?

...want some brown candy i found by the bear'd cage

*runs to mah chald*

*bear's

*picks up*

Hello sir is this your child?

yes

As park ranger I'd like to see your tent to see if you are hiding any bad stuff that could harm the wildlife here

:/

i dont have a tent

Do u have a cabin?

no