( hey* ) ( i can spell i swear )

Kedamono: im new here! just, doin my…job?

Kedamono: y-yep!

Kedamono: soooo im new can you explain a bit? like maybe i can could get some info on our plans so i could help out?

Kedamono: whats that?

Kedamono: hey remember when i said i was new..?

Kedamono: im an agent * rips robots head off *

Kedamono: hehehe….sorry, but this is the way its gotta be. * smashes the robots head against a box repeatedly *

Kedamono: … * drops head and walks out of room and goes to their teams home base * hey guys

Kedamono: so uh * tells the leader the info bc im to lazy to type (: *

Kedamono: thanks

* Kedamono would sneak out and go back to that robot * Kedamono: …

Kedamono: are you ok..?

* Kedamono would grab a cord from the torso a connect it to one in the head *

Kedamono: w-woah!

Kedamono: i-i-im sorry i did that!!

* Kedamono trys to help them *

Kedamono: ig you’ll call the guards…bye..?

Kedamono: * pour gasoline onto the robot and lights it all on fire * your FIRED now hahaha get it

Kedamono: HEY GUARDS I “FIRED” YOUR ROBOT HAHAHAHAHA

*D.D. blinks casually* vO: w-well uhm.. y-you sEe- (Sorry if there's a lot of errors during this time period rn. I'm tired, my keyboard is in a new place and the backspace button thing is ****ed up)

*vO is just uhhhh quiet until he grabs D.D.'s wrist and MAKES A RUN FOR IT-* (dancez cutely)

vO: RUN FASTER YOU IDIOT I'M SHORTER THAN YOU! D.D.: I CAN'T IF YOU'RE LEADING ME!

*D.D. pickz vO up and f l i e z up so tha robo boye can't reach them*

vO: hahaaaaa loserrrrr~ D.D.: you're going to jinx us shortie-

vO: ACK- D.D.: HHHHHHHHHHH

*D.D. spiralz down lol*

*annnddd they're both on the ground and vO was bleeding* vO: damn it! D.D.: you jinxed us shortie -u-

*D.D. standz up and pickz vO up* D.D.: Well uh. don't. hurt us.

D.D.: I'll break you if you do that without any hesitation.

D.D.: we could offer you a way out of here if you've been forced here...

D.D.: mhm! *he smiled*

D.D.: we could free you from your current tomb. Once they don't need you, they'll kill you, I'm sure.

D.D.: Unless you... like it here?

D.D.: then you could come with us! *vO was unconscious casually* (I HAD SUCH TROUBLE TYPING UNCONSCIOUS???? WHY.)

*D.D. holds a hand out to them* D.D.: ^^

*D.D. just straight up picks them up and heads to base smh*

*He placez the robo boye down* D.D.: what's your name?

D.D.: My friend's name is vO and I'm Disturbing Dream. You may call me a few nicknames such as D.D., Bird, or old man if you want to.

D.D.: I have wings, so, people call me Bird Man or somewhat close to that.

D.D.: hahah, I guess. *p a t*

D.D.: :)

D.D.: How old are yOU-

(Eh. not really.) D.D.: ...👀

D.D.: oop. (Me when fellow idiot: let's be anarchists AND arsonists!)

D.D.: I guess I'm still the oldest here then.

D.D.: well then I'm making it today. because... I... because I said so.

D.D.: :D

D.D.: ......I'm like. 100,000+ years old I think.

D.D.: yuh.

*D.D. patz them again*

D.D.: :)

D.D.: Rrrrrrobots are so cool.

D.D.: well, ones like you. I mean, you aren't hurting me or anything so. yeah. :)

vO: hghahyhjuyfgujgolk D.D.: Oh nice. you're awake.

vO: pppput me down. D.D.: are you going to hit the robot. vO: . . . . n n n n o o o o . . .

vO: no.. D.D.: oof :(

vO: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*D.D. pats vO casually*

D.D.: you ok Mal'?

D.D: got it. let's just get away on foot for now. I'm kinda tired. Shortie are you able to walk? vO: yyyeeaaa... *vO shoves himself off D.D.'s shoulder and stands up*

*D.D. casually starts walking away lmaoaoao*

*vO is just slowly walking bc mmmm tiredness*

*woohoo beach*

vO: This.. is just where I keeeep all my explosivez, D.D.: mhm. we don't go into the water lol.

vO: arson and anarchy. :)

vO: I k n o w !

vO: and.

vO: Government bad.

vO: n o t r e a l l y

vO: Government is not needed in a world like this.

vO: pretty much.

vO: anyways... I'll just grab a few sticks of dynamite and go on with our day.

*vO grabs like- 20 sticks and then looks at D.D. and Malware* vO: okay we're good. D.D.: o k .

vO: ^^ D.D.: ok uhhhh pick up? vO: yuh. *Woohoo D.D. pickz up vO*

*D.D. pickz up Malware aswell bc big and stronk*

D.D.: where to??? vO: idk let uhhhh "Mal' " pick

D.D.: ok. *Casually flies to a small store lol*

*D.D. just straight up steals some oil and gives it to Malware*

*D.D. is humming casually*

vO: can I blow the store up? D.D.: nnnnnno.

vO: dang. D.D.: don't worry about it Mal' ^^

*D.D. patz Malware again wowee*

D.D.: ^^

vO: this is too wholesome. I'm going to probably die from it. D.D.: p l e a s e d o n ' t d i e . . . vO: T h a t w a s s a r c a s m

vO: I T W A S S A R C A S M . B R O - D.D.: oh ok.

vO: do yk what sarcasm is- D.D.: I don't : D

vO: it's uh.... the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.. D.D.: oH oK.

*vO b l i n k z *

vO: ...I don't think that was exactly sarcasm.

vO: y e a .

vO: he might not tho.

vO: y E a