(Read this in annoying furry trying to be cute voice) "Ons upon da time a lil bitc wen to da store, he smell like cheese an rotten pusspuss, wen he got hims milk he pulled out da glocc in hims poket, den BAM BAM POW POW CHACHACHA BRRBRRR to da women runnin da cash wegister Wen he got home he lookemd at sexy babies an da cops fownd hims Two dawys later in court da judge said "ELECTWIC CHAIW" & den da mothafuka wen to JAIL, waiting fow his death sentence" "Da end"