You are under arrest for impersonating a police officer. This is highly illegal and can get your ass landed in prison for over 50 years. You thought this was just a joke, huh? "Oh but I'm just a child sir!" well I don't give a damn. They made juvie hall for a reason. I am with the FBI and am currently tracking your IP and search history. You are now also being arrested for viewing child pornography and purchasing illegal drugs. We know where you live and will be at your house in seconds. Enjoy these last few seconds, *****. You will never see the light of day again.