ROUND 2! (is this a trend?)
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TheTaco[OP]
23.08.2019 02:22
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1 WORD: Headcanon
2 WORDS: ANGSTY HEADCANON/SAD HEADCANON
3 WORDS: One-Shot
"And why, exactly, do you think this is gonna work?"
Lavender hurried over, carrying an armful of ground beef and carrot. "Cause I said so! Okay dude, start up the blender, would ya?"
Coral ignored her order. "Where the hell did you get a blender anyways? Besides, blending up a carrot's just gonna turn it to juicy mush. Just chop it up. Why are you putting in carrots anyways? It's not even stated in the recipe."
Lavender rolled her eyes. "Uh, screw the recipe! The carrots are to be healthy or whatever. Dusk's been nagging me because she says my eating habits are all whacked up. Also, we gotta melt the butter in the microwave. I'll do that bit, because you're probably gonna suck at it-"
"Wait wait wait, where the hell did you get a MICROWAVE?" Coral shrieked. Lavender gave her a dull shrug. "Uh, stole it? Anyways dude, we gotta get going. I wanna finish these burgers before Breeze and Evergen come back from killing that lawyer."
Coral decided right there and then that she was gonna put a toaster in a bath
"Breeze, you gotta stop following her eating habits. Why can't you, I dunno, eat something healthy for once?"
"What do you want me to do then? Eat some cringy vegan lifestyle? Eat bugs? Should I give up eating altogether?" Breeze complained, throwing their hands in the air
"Look, I dunno, eat a cucumber?" Dusk suggested.
Breeze's face went from irritated to pure confusion. "What's that?"
Dusk couldn't believe it. "E-excuse me? You don't know what that is?"
Breeze simply shook her head.
Oh for ****s sake, Dusk thought. "Its uh, long, very long, And green, and you eat it. You stick it in your mouth and che-"
"OH! LIKE A DILD-"
"NO. NO. NO. ITS A VEGETABLE."