Note: dear flora
If you’re reading this that means that you have became my best friend I think you’re really cute beautiful and really sweet I hope we can see each other in the future. P.s Here’s my number 686-489-679
Jake: Anyway the reason why I called you is that I’m locked out of my house and I need a place to stay is it OK if I can go over by your house wherever it is
Jake: He’s Johnny he’s the guy that always makes fun of my size
Johnny: Oh hello hot stuff Why don’t you come be with a real man instead of that short shit
Johnny: Oh come on you really think I would take orders for my asshole like you if you want me to spare your dogs then marry me you belong to me not that short asshole