only I deserve my attention and my customers because I live laugh love work and I don't know what to do with myself on the weekends

next week is my last full week nooo NOOOOOOOO then I'm staying on part time so I'll probably get a second job I love not having to think when I'm always occupied doing something I get paid money for

I bleached my hair then I dyed it red then I dyed it purple and then the purple turned into orange now I'm ginger

when I go part time I'm gonna go to the hair stylist and make them dye it like Neapolitan ice cream like my fursona idk

it's only open on days I work bro it's like they do it on purpose on spite I want to book in for a tattoo but I don't know what to get sigh

my mom spent the morning picking what clothes she wanted to wear then when I was upset she was like ur almost an adult I shouldnt have to deal with this. likeyea I'm almost an adult let me wear what I want you psycho cunt ***** kys

now I'm the bad guy for ruining my own weekend because I'm the only one in my house that works hmmmm

wanted me to wear LMAO sounded like an eve bigger cunt on purpose

my dad saying she dresses me too much and not saying anythinf to her about it thanks everyone for always having my back

yesterday a customer asked if my coworker was my mom and I didn't hear him properly so I just said yea 😭 then realized afterwards and was like oops

I was mind blown when my boss asked if I'd wanna stay I thought they were counting down the days until the holidays were over and they could get rid of me apparently the holidays ended like a week ago and I just kept showing up

first 2 months of working my first job I haven't been late or missed a day and I get to stay yayyyyy my bosses and my coworker are so autistic it's the perfect environment I thought they hated me cuz all I do is stand there silently and be awkward

they probably do hate that part of me but at least I can do the job well the other day some other teenagers came in asking my boss if he was looking to hire anyone else and he was like nah haha

when I was 14 the people I bullied on flipanim would tell me my digital footprint was ruined

last night I smoked a whole bowl on my own then passed out on the couch and missed the end of the movie I was watching then got in bed and crashed immediately

4 months and 20 days until my birthday idk I'm not that good at maths

so awkward when I'm terrible at maths and I have to do maths when my boss is standing right behind me I did warn them during the interview the only maths I know is primary school

I am a retail assistant professional

there's a local bakery guy who regularly gives me free treats but I'm also friends with the owners of 2 dairies in town but I'm also friends with the girls my age that works at one of the dairies idk where to ask for my 2nd job can I have 3 jobs instead

locals smile at me on the street during my breaks I love life for the time being

I'm going to get taxxed harder when I get a 2nd job but idgaf need those sweet hours

I love my job I love individually counting bundles of cards and checking them off I was doing a whole box of cards with like 3 double sided pieces of papers to check off and my boss was still taking cards off of my coworker who's been there for 12 years stack to give to me I dont think she was happy about it

I'm not good at maths or socializing but I'm good at pattern recognition and efficiency

my bosses hate my coworker and kept her for 12 years so I'm sure they hate me too but just like my work so it's ok

the regulars like me too when the holidays ended a few were like they should keep you how much longer are you here

I get a gratitude letter cuz the time they agreed to employ me ended and I still stay employed

me at work behind the counter having an existential crisis everyday picking my hands to bits thinking everyone hates me and I don't deserve anything and I should just kill myself worked out everyone

I got blood on a regulars ticket one time luckily it was a regular who gives no shits about anything he's awesome

summer sucks cuz it's too hard to climb trees cuz they're evil and dry and spiky and made my hands bleed when I tried to climb one recently I havent gotten to be on top of the world for so long

I love to climb trees my dad came with me last time I went and we were both climbing them and I went too high and he was like please get down you're scaring me so we had to go home early it's funnier cuz I had gone up way higher than I was at the point he told me to get down so it's fair to say he was impressed

I love to show people the creek cuz no one ever really goes there or knows it's there so when I say wanna go to the creek they're like huh what and for the day they're one with nature and so impressed

when I first started working my bosses were like shocked at how awkward I was in everything I did I think they're used to it now

I can't tell if you're left handed or right handed what is with you and holding onto things you don't need to hold onto I opened this door specifically for you and you went through the other one awkward child you didn't have to move the whole stack onto a different rack you awkward child

they called me an awkward child quite a bit when I first got there now they just call me the child

I'm so ****ing broken hearted my favourite game broke my flip slide is broken the magnets on my flip slide wore down I think now the reaction time on it is so bad my favorite game is broken my heart is broken

I played it for a week straight afit stopped working also the play test batteries it comes with ran out after 2 days of nonstop play

need to buy another 50 dollar flip slide at work such a good investment

everytime someone points it out at the counter I start spazzing out and telling them about how it's the best game ever it is he best game ever though it's like a rubix cube mixed with Simon says and bop it it's peak

my memory record is 58 and my sprint record is 17.4 seconds but that's cuz the ****ed up sensitivity I've def gotten faster than tht ugh

Sprint not memory retatded

my grandpa made the wasps at our house angry then went on holiday and there was an angry swarm of wasps for a few days

I'm the problem in every situation that's why I peak when it's just me my by myself because if I'm only causing myself problems it doesn't make a difference because it's just me and that's just how it is I'm mad so my brain is stumped

I'm mad Im getting mad **** everyone but me girl what the **** **** the weekend all anyone sees it as is an excuse to annoy me all the time instead of just when I get home after work just leave me be bro every weekend is miserable

I'm self absorbed and ignorant and selfish and narcissistic but that's only because only I'm good

Im on my last can of red Bull and I need it to drink with disgusting vodka it's time for a drunk walk to the dairy at 4 pm so I get to hang out with my brajs there

the first time I went to work off shift my brother walked straight into a display case and knocked everything in it down and my boss just turned around and pretended it didn't happen and we rushed out

I'm sure his thoughts were along the lines of it running in the family

that night I had a dream my boss made me reorganize the shelf

which part which

working is my happy I love work

live laugh love employment live laugh love mundane 9 to 5 live laugh love knowing what to expect

oh yeah ****ing love monet

money 🤤🤤🤤

this is the only way to live life