1)There once was a bitter sweet man and they called him Lemon Boy He was growing in my garden and I Pulled him out by his hair like a weed 2) But like weeds do he only came and grew back again 3)So I figured this time I might as well let him be 4Lemon Boy and me started to get along together I helped him plant his seeds and we'd mow the lawn in bad weather 5)It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him So I got myself a citrus friend

6)But soon his bitter sweet started to rub off on me 7)You'd think smelling like lemon zest would be pretty neat 8)I found out that my friends are more of the savoury type And they weren't too keen on compromising with a nice lemon pie 9)So Lemon Boy and me, we just gotta get along together I'll help him plant his seeds and we'll mow the lawn in bad weather 10)It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him So I got myself a citrus friend

11)But what if I run out of fertilizer What if the clouds run out of rain? 12)What if Lemon Boy won't grow no longer? What if beaches dry of sugar cane? 13)Oh well 14)The whales start to beach themselves Tortoise shells tear away from their spines It happens all the time, it happens all the time

15)Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever 16)Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever 17)It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him 'Cause we're the bitterest boys in town 18)Yeah, we're the bitterest guys around 19)And now I got myself a citrus friend

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