here FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun." FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FRIEN