give him all the king sized candy bars i own

Kick the baby

Lock him in the basement and feed him rats mice for the rest of his eexistance

Time to practice punting child’s to the moon 💃🕺🏼💃🕺🏼

fleshlight

i remind him the only reason hes a vampire every year is because your projected your eddsworld phase and never let it go.

dress up as a vampire too and help kill everyone (loving the eddsworld reference)

Carry him around like a plushie for the rest of his existance >:>

stares

Roger: You have chosen death my friend *pulls out knife*

Nothing. Bc what I've heard is that a vampire can't enter your house unless invited inside

Hmmmmm... I did just make a fresh new batch of garlic bread...

I ask if he drank fruit punch and give a napkin

Proceeds to slowly open my dogs cage as she barks like a maniac*

okay so weird question i'm making a animation were Tammy (your oc) is in, but she encounters The Kid With No Jaw (Driven Hate) (Eldalak),but in order for the animation to exist you need to give me an answer for this question, did Tammy kill a person before? just asking.

Here is the wip of Tammy's encounter

freak out bc it doesnt have a neck-

Crucify

Hopefully this buddy likes garlic. Garlic smells nice and tastes good on bread, plus I put it around my house for decoration purposes.

HUG HIM TO DEAATHH

hi new follower also i would hug him not letting go

KILL HIM >:)

eat him