no he’s just a bald circle now

one time I was playing animal crossing and I told him about the existence of peach outfit and he demanded I give it to him and I was like “ok it’s kinda feminine tho so ya” but then he said “Kill Toss knows no gender, only smoke weed” and honestly he’s on another level

another time I was explaining to him that modern technology is so cool, and they could probably blow up a whole mountain and he’s got the idea jammed in his mind that he wants to professionally explode things as a career in the future

I had to force him to ride roller coasters with me at lagoon tho

he rode the biggest roller coaster in the whole ****ing state, ran out screaming “I’ll never die!! I have a colourblind friend who’ll just laugh if I bled out cause it looks like diarrhea to them” and I pretended I didn’t know him

but then chickened out on this other thing while the ride attendant was putting on the little thing bruh

ikr 😞