then bro comes out here saying shit like "Y'know... I'm not usually one for coffee. But something about tomorrow's case... large gulp Is making me dead thirsty. It tastes Like the depths of Hell itself opened up and is trying to claw it's way down my throat and tear out my heart... But... There's also that bit of sweetness in there. smiles Like a glimmer of hope that makes it all the more tolerable."

half the reason i started ace attorney was cuz of him tho (his theme thoooo)

might start drinking cofee just cuz of this guys goofy review