*CASUALLY LOOKING AT THE GUARDIAN*

Jade: wh-

Jade: ....cool beans. *casually walks backwards, AWAY FROM THIS-*

Jadr: this is all just going downhill-

JADE**

Jade: oh, maybe it's not so bad-

*Jade casually walks back to it and POKES THE ****ING THING I-*

*Jade looks at the screw and back at the guardian* Jade: what even i s t h i s -

*casually watching it fall apart*

Jade: I wonder if I could s e l l this-

(Jade in a dress 👀) *Jade casually grabs a stick and bonks the arrow out*

Jade: I- UM-

*Jade backs up*

Jade: that is c r e e p y -

Jade: uHm i'Ll jUsT- uH- *jade makes a bad attempt to fix it lmao-*

(LEGZ) Jade: well, I suck at fixing things. *Jade casually whips out his phone and calls p e r s o n *

*A mechanic casually comes and fixes the rest of the Guardian lmao--*

*Mechanic casually fades away* Jade: wowie. Even the mechanics are in my hallucinations. How fun.

(Wee) *Jade is just staring at haix* Jade: you are now adopted

Jade: you are now m y child. (Jade see = Jade adopt)

Jade: do you e a t ?

(Beep beep mother****er) *Jade is casually giving haix the face of w h a t *

Jade: I can't understand you hsbdhejd AHHHH-

(Modern problems need modern solutions. This is one of them.) *Jade casually tries to r e a d i t *

Jade: ...I mean- fair enough.. *Jade pats haix's head casually*

Jade: ^^

Jade: ....why are we in the middle of n o w h e r e

Jade: ....wan' go somewhere else?

Jade: mkay. Time to walk around aimlessly. *Jade casually starts walking in a random direction*

(BAHAHAH) *Walking just continues for hours I-*

*Jade stops right near area 51 because that's t o t a l l y a good spot to be near*

Jade: this here is a b a d - i s h place

Jade: ....wan' go inside and totally nkt get caught doing it?

Not*

*Jade casually does the same, and walks behing the building*

Jade: there's v e n t s back here. We can crawl through them to get inside.

*Jade watxhes casually*

Jade: hm... there's another way we can go in through.

*Jade casually yeets over to guards, knocks them out and opens the door eith their key cards* Jade: :D

*Jade casually puts one of their helmets on and walks inside*

(Imma play games in a little bit so e-) Jade: I totally work here and my name is Jocelyn. *Jqde is casually walking past all the guards*

Guards: I-

*Jade casually unlocks the roof door*

Jade: :D

Jade: okay... hmm... now what-

Jade: YES THAT OKAY THAT HAPPENS NOW *Jade casually runs around examining things*

(Hm, yes. This roof is roof) Jade: this roof is N I C E

Jade: best roof I've seen all day. *Guards are just watching this casually*

Jade: OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY?

*Jade casually runs downstairs, outside and to haix*

*Jade stares at haix* Jade: yOu'Re bEiNg sUsPiCiOuS.

Jade: nO- wAiT- *jade followed haix* Jade: I'M SORRY :(

*Jade casually hugs haix while repeatedly saying "I'm sorry"*

:,^