TOP 10: WILLIAM BECKETT, OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WILLIAM BECKETT IS SO ****ING SEXY AND I WANT HIS FEMBOY HIPS TO PIN ME TO DA WALL

TOP 9: DAFLIPANIMTIMES: (ESPECIALLY HIS SEXY SEXY OC, ARTIE) I WANT DAFLIPANIMTIMES TO GIVE ME VIOLENT COCK & BALL TORTURE IN ORDER TO GET RID OF MY HOMOSEXUALITY (IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY FAIL, BUT THEN IT WOULD GO ON FOR HOURS >W<)

TOP 8: DICK THE CLOWN, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT DICK THE CLOWN TO MAKE A BALLOON SHAPED LIKE A P ENIS USING MY P ENIS AS DA BALLOON (I AM A MASOCHIST)

TOP 7: GABE SAPORTA, I WANT GABE SAPORTA TO SHOVE A RUSTY SYRINGE UP MY P ENISHOLE AND I WANT DA COBRA FROM DA COBRA STARSHIP MYTHOS TO APPEAR AND BITE MY P ENIS AND I WANT MY P ENIS TO BE INFECTED SO I WANT GABE SAPORTA TO RUN OVER MY P ENIS WITH HIS DELORIAN AND THEN SURGICALLY TEAR OPEN MY P ENIS AND MUTILATE IT

TOP 6: TRAVIE MCCOY, I WANT TO POOP ON TRAVIE MCCOYS TOOTHBRUSH AND I WANT HIM TO SLOWLY AND HOMOSEXUALY LICK THE POOP FROM DA TOOTHBRUSH AND THEN I WANT HIM TO SURGICALLY OPEN MY SKIN AND POOP ON MY INTERNAL ORGANS AND THEN I WANT HIM TO TEAR OPEN MY FORESKIN AND USE IT AS FABRIC AS A CREATIVE MATERIAL

TOP 5: REGGIE THE RAT: I WANT REGGIE THE RAT TO SHOVE A ENTIRE BREAD ROLL UP MY ANSUHOLE & DO CAKEFARTS LIKE CHRIS CHAN DID