are you too lazy to do things? just summon the demons of salzaar to do it for you!

is your pet misbehaving? well now you can put it in a nice warm sock! (slap)(slap)(slap)

is it hard to smoke and eat at the same time? well now you can put ciggarettes in your nose!

still trying to get that stain off the wall? just add a few drops of lemon, and that stain will be gone right away!