S o b

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one. v w v

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type. o w o

>:D I WILL MAKE YOU BLUSH TILL 1000%

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Hell yea

Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day

>:3

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

L m a O

Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About. o w v

Are you a volcano? Because i lava you ^w^

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

v ^ o

:)

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you

I k nN o w

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you. And I guess "pretty"is better for girls 🤔

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. ^ u ^

The letter ‘X’ scares me Because I never want to be yours. ;(

^ w ^

don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case v ^ v v v v

v o v v > v V w V

Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.

S a d

You remind me of a light switch, because I really want to turn you on.

Wait.. I got better Your belt looks very tight, let me go ahead and loosen it up for you. v w o

>:D aha

You look like you are a very hard worker. I may have an opening you can fill~ ;3

10000000000000000000000000 years later :)

hmm .. *mwah cuz i had to* uwu

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

If I’d follow you home, would you keep me? ^w^ <3

(nope) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

I heard that one before :o

i think its a good one though xD

X3