Smoke weed w me pls

I mean like 4 quarters*

This one time I was messing around w my friends and tried to pick one of them up and then I let out the gnarliest fart infront of all of them and we were laughing so hard we couldn’t breath and I blamed it on someone else saying it wasn’t me

Bro I hadda fart so bad I was holding it in so long and when I picked that person up I couldn’t take the pressure anymore It was only the 4 of us in the classroom too like this was during lunch

Don’t include this in my biography

Shut up

Shat up

Helllpp this wasn’t directed to you 😭🙏🏽❤️❤️

It’s also a me problem 😔💔

If my group chat gets leaked I’m gonna have a warrant for oversharing

Literally mine too 💀

Me when i learned those videos of people building mud and stick houses in the jungle weren’t real