“...You did an oopsie whoopsie… How does it make you feel you are ONE mistake away from getting your teeth boiled, served on a rusty shiny platter for the fricken queen of England during her afternoon tea and then you yourself being shoved into the tiniest as possible forever box and then covering it in sticky flat soda covering you in stale bread crumbs and being left in the open for the birds.” Btw, has anyone seen my chocola-