*punches*

=w=

^w^

qwq

As me: hewo dere *^*

As me: welcome to among us *w*

As me: w a t c h- *becomes meh old style of among us* now I’m t a l l

As me: 1st, He’s looks nothing like apple- have u ever seen a purple apple before- and he is a imposter that will kill anything that hurts me or my friends;v;

Redle: ?...what do u need.. *calm but still mean*

As me: he will attack if someone touches his tail, he’ll say no touché if u touch his horns U<U Redle: |:1..

Redle: thank u |3 ] As me: XD

Redle: there’s two sides, Crewmates and Imposters; The Crewmates job is to do all their Tasks and Take care of the ship, The Imposters job is to sabotage the ship and Kill all the Crewmates before they collect more data *smart boi*

Redle: yup.

Halo: *flying around*

Halo: hi down there! :D

Halo: the Names Halo! What’s your name? :)

Halo: * g a s p * that name-....

((Omg XD))

Halo: t-that’s a Imposter name!

Halo: thank god

Halo: *-*

Halo: idk-

Halo: WEEEE! *flys off* Wire: *siting there with the black coat on*

Wire: ...?

Wire: *stands up and is now about half his size* ..-_-

Wire: *in sign language* I’m sitting here because all my tasks are done and I have nothing to do

Shadow: *walks around*

Shadow:*notices Him* ..who are you.

Shadow: dang I can’t get u. T-T

Shadow: ur a Imposter, I can’t get u if ur a Imposter <>~<>

Shadow: wait- where’s ur kinfe ((U blocked me bf ;<;))

Shadow: then where’s ur gun? ((Plz unblock em ;n;))

((Thank chu)) Shadow: hmmm show me your imposter tongue then

Shadow: <>~<>

Devil: U SURE ARE! *Slices his hand off*

Devil: AFTER HIM! Devil and Shadow: *chases Him*

Devil & Shaodow: *gives up*

Topahat man: Why hello there lad!

Tophat me: the names Tophat man, who might you be?

Tophat man: aaah a Fine name Indeed!

TopHat Man: say, you look a bit tried, here have some tea ;) *gives him the secretly poisoned tea*

Tophat Man: please, I insist. It’s hard to make this and it’s my own special kind :D

Tophat: *sits there happily and is waiting for him to drink it*

Tophat man: ^^

Tophat man: ;-;

Tophat man: dang it. T-T

As me: that’s bc u met the imposters.

As me: U<U

Yw!

ok for a min i was worried

THAT IS ME HEY I DONT LIKE U HOLDING ME

AGH HEY UR FVCKING BIG IM NOT SMALL

thanks big guy!

walks away sees u doing it to my mom

(holding my mom)

whatever she abused me

((not irl lmao)) pulls out knife oops wrong thing i came to deliver ur pizza not get held lmao

teleports to unknowns location i wanna show u the way of imposters or crewmates

so u can SURVIVE

ok then pulls out nuke places and presses the button and walks away savagely

teleports everywhere on map and does it

and dabs

blows up multiverse

revives unknown ok now u wanna learn?

cries i didnt want this to happen im just a stubborn little bltch

screaming

goes into angel form and gets him from the afterlife

now u wanna learn?

ok well goodnight irl and in rp

*does nothing like the hollow person i am*

Thanks

*runs away and drinks some red mayonaisse*

Idk im wierd

Oh god But you see i used to drink ink out of pens im not even kidding it was sweet in small amounts but larger amounts it stung and it was bitter

Im sure gasoline/diesel was poisonous too

AH The element of surprise