please make me bald my mom wont let me buzz my hair

Ｉ tｈｉℕ𝕂 Ⓨᵒùⓡ ⓁＯｏķ𝓘几ق 𝕚𝐧 𝕋Ｈ𝔢 ⓜᶤＲяＯ

░I░ ░t░h░i░n░k░ ░y░o░u░r░ ░l░o░o░k░i░n░g░ ░i░n░ ░t░h░e░ ░m░i░r░r░o░r░

Dude I can't believe you figured out I'm BLAD.

Į̷̹̟̖̬̭̰̖͋̇̄̚͝ͅ ̶̬̻͍̑̂̈́̓t̸̨̝̩̫̖̭̼̃̒͜h̸̢͉̮̺̬̭̭͔͉̞̓͠i̵̻̣͓̗͉͈͎̼̍̒͠ͅn̸̲̩̘͉̹͛̽͌̏̉͝k̷͓̥͉̂̾̂́͜ ̵̛̠̀̅̀͘y̶̢̭͇̥̭̤͚͇̝͠ȍ̴̠̠̥͕̈̾û̷̮̟̣̥̍r̶̺̮͛̀͋́͊͛̽̏͊ ̴̛̝̹͔͚̗̲͉̃̑̓̐̓͘͠l̵̡̨̟̪̻̲̩͖̊̌͘ö̸̢͓́̈͜͝o̴̡͎͔͕̊̆́̍͒ǩ̶̼̫͂̂̀̍́͘i̸̛̝͔͊̒̑̿͑̂n̵̠̝̎̎͑̈́g̶̛̪̮̟͓̟͙̈́͗̉ ̴̛̰͚̯͙͖͉͇͙́̊̿̿̎̆̿͠ï̶̭͍̦̍̃̎̽͜ň̸̛̤͖̬̒̅̌̈͐̚ ̵̧̧̛̛̙̺̯̬̻́́͒̃͋͋̕ṯ̷̬͇̺̥̏̀͂̌̇̓̇͂h̷͈̮͈͖̳̭̣̑̌͗̽͑̚͝ͅe̴̡̛͍͓̗̓͂̆̐̃̐ ̷̡̟̲̓͆̔͛́̌̍̚͝͝m̶̩̦̼̀͋͒͐̃̈́̆̔̈͠i̷͇̟̘̣̙̒̉̈́͋̔̈́͛r̴̝̩̣͕̝̍̑͊̈̈́r̴̜̩̹͖͂̍̏̀͐͌̋̚͜ọ̶̡̼͕̤̺̺̇̂̇͋͊̋̓̔͊͝r̸̢̟̗̝͆̎̀̽̿ͅͅ

ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ yₒᵤᵣ ₗₒₒₖᵢₙg ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₘᵢᵣᵣₒᵣ

Ⓘ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓚ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓛⓞⓞⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓘⓡⓡⓞⓡ

เ Շђเภк ץ๏ยг ɭ๏๏кเภﻮ เภ Շђє ๓เгг๏г

I am very blad, sir.

ℑ 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖎 Ｉ tｈｉℕ𝕂 Ⓨᵒùⓡ ⓁＯｏķ𝓘几ق 𝕚𝐧 𝕋Ｈ𝔢 ⓜᶤＲяＯ𝔯𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 🐝♞ 👻👹 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓻 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑜𝓇 𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 Ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｉｒｒｏｒ

I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶r̶r̶o̶r̶

I♥ ♥t♥h♥i♥n♥k♥ ♥y♥o♥u♥r♥ ♥l♥o♥o♥k♥i♥n♥g♥ ♥i♥n♥ ♥t♥h♥e♥ ♥m♥i♥r♥r♥o♥r

Wingdings: ✋︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎ ●︎□︎□︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎ ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ❍︎♓︎❒︎❒︎□︎❒︎

𝕲𝖔 𝖌𝖊𝖙 ạ 𝖇ạ𝖗𝖋 𝖇𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖙. 𝕴'𝖒 ạ𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖇ạ𝖗𝖋