i mean yeah but they thought i was nonbinary bisexual or something

what is this message i just got from heavy metal babes? Reporting in, Commander! Today is the special day where we celebrate the independence of the United States; when they began forging their own history. The XENs are excited to celebrate with you, especially Erika who already prepared the fireworks, spirits and... several snuggles for you, Commander ♥.

Playing hmb for American boob