NOT IN CORRELATION WITH PRIDE WHO

Zim's Pride Logs #4: it's been quite a while huh anyways, i have captured 446 million males and 582 million females, and i have coded septic tank stats for how many have been sent to the septic tank, 421 million males, 432 million females. we have captured the infamous A-Regular-Animator and he, instead of being sent to the septic tank, will be boiled for eternity and live through it all, unlike those who are going to die. no he does not get to keep his cigarettes. i'll shut him up soon enough. about the candy? 1 billion candies have been sold which is a fantastic milestone for ziim! and that is all for today, goodbye! zim out.

(btw sorry about the major flaw in my art, pretend there was a bar in the middle of the concerningly claustrophobic jail)

of course he does (also hi)