So one time when I was rlly little (3 or 4 I think) my mom took me and my cousin to see Disney on ice. We were all dressed up in princess dresses and stuff and ye it was going pretty good until the show was over. Me, being a selfish little dipwad, forced myself to bawl my eyes out bc only half of the Disney princesses were there.

And this other time I came home from school one day (I was in kindergarten) and I went to get an after school snack so I went to the fridge and grabbed a cheese stick and it was sort of stuck in the wrapper when I opened it, therefore it broke in half. So then I started bawling, “moooom my cheese broke can you fix it”

Ewwww

Also I was very sensitive, stupid, and selfish The three S’s of childhood