Me after rereading the wiki page for poland for the 100th time because i love him so much and he is real and i love him and im his number one fan and no one can ever take him away from me and i love him and im going to protect him forever and ill never let him get hurt and if someone is mean to him ill tell him he is amazing and pretty andnhandsome and that he is my favorite character of all time and ill tell hik that he is my true love and ill tell him i like how he dresses in any kind of outfit and ill tell him he is very talented and skilled and ill tell him i love him and ill tell him he is the coolest of all of europe and ill tell him that his name is so pretty and ill just say it a lot of times because i like it a lot ill say hi feliks whats up feliks how are yoy feliks and i love him a lot and nobody else loves him as much as i do and i would take a million flaming bullets for him and id give him presents and tell him he is cool and we could hang out and watch tv and play games play legos go on walks