ROLEPLAY? (PLEASE) -Taki
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-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 07:47
Linkioiug i an takh
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 07:57
Linkthe wot m8
anyway Wanna do SIREN EHAD RP??? :0
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:01
LinkScp049
WANT TO SIREN EHAD RP? u cans be siren boi
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:01
Linkoh fjntmy gof yed
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:03
LinkAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok
--rp here---
you see Gen, and a angel, and a demon, in a house, you'll die soon from the cold.. WELP TIME FOR MURDER SOEM SHIT LOL
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Gen, Demoni, and ANGIE: *lookign at book*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:04
Linksjhibers
thinks "i need warn, gota get rm"
he lisdt u rof
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:05
LinkGen: *suddenly sees ya outside so opens door* Hello how may we be of service?
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:05
Linkno he craked off the roof
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:06
Linkoh oof the roof has a hatch on it sooo... through the hatch???
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:07
Linkuh sure
demnomhic scremkng
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:08
LinkGen: *sigh* How may we have service to you mortal??? *you notice she's wearign a tank top and she has a teletubbie screen on her stumach*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:09
Linkshiber
"COlD"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:15
LinkGen: *she started talking another language to the others* Alio Abtro Kerio??
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:15
Linksoft wrning sirens could be heard, distorted
(hey my typings better im not drunk)
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:17
Link(u drink?)
Gen: I HEARD SIRENS... Of course.. it would coem back today..
Demoni: *she nearly CRIED*
Angie: *she got her weapons*
*YOU NOTICE THEY HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH CREATUERS LIKE SIREN HEAD*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:18
Link(i try, but it was just sleep this time)
he starts getting mad
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:19
Link(oof k)
Gen: *she poked her very own tv screen belly, makign sure it worked, it did, she went outside with ehr fists*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:20
Linkthe 40 foot tall beast glared down at her. "im gonna frEEze, so eithER i cOME iN or i KIll YOU ALl"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:29
LinkGen: *from other Siren ehads she didnt think of it kn9owing actual english so she just attacked, its back was bleeding now..*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:30
Linkit doesnt actually bleed, but splinters. it roars, and makes a high pitched sound that almost burts your eardrums
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:31
LinkGen: *her eardrums aren't as effetced as other people msot of the time ebcause of her day of everythign she hears on the daily and legend ahs it she has mroe than a normal 9 life cat!* *she nearly broke it's neck*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:32
Link(it has no neck but ok) it whacks her into a tree, screaming profanity, sirens, and people you know
andthenicomeinscream "WHOTHE****HURTMYHOTBF"- im jk
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:35
LinkGen: *stabs the siren ehad*
A fellow siren head: *just watches this*
Currupto (glitch version ofGen): *cassually sends this siren head to the nightmare realm* Sizzle *****.
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:36
Linkand then a person with a red jacket, black beanie, black leggings and black war boots comes out of the trees. "did you really just ****ing send him to a realm of which he doesnt know?"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:39
LinkCO (aka CURROPTO): Yes mortal
The other siren ehad: *just backs away*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:41
Link? glares. "you relly ****ing did that. and look, another one. all of them are awesome. bring that other one back or i will literally force a lamp one to make babies with all of you."
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:46
LinkCO: first of all, Me, Gen, Angie, and Demoni are legally kids
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:46
Link"and? im a homocidal *****, honey. been to JAIL 2 times." beckoning for the other siren head to come over
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:48
Linkother siren head (S): ?? *coems over bc it thinks it was called* ??????????
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:50
Link"eyy, wassup. its kai, remember me?" sayin that to the siren head
i am a master of siren heads so he remembers me teehee
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:51
LinkS: ????
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:52
Link"ehhh, you probably have dementia. anyways, wanna help me beat up these kids asses because they took my best friend away?"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:54
LinkS: *suddenly speaks english* First of all why??? and those, Gen Demoni Angie and CO, are MY friends, and i heard somethign about pregnancy and if ur thinking about that, im a girl so dotn try and they cant even get pregantn unless they change their coding!
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:55
Link"oh... a glitch, i see. first off, all the female siren heads died off years ago... and second off, thaat other siren? uh, yeah, he was just cold. and dont try SHiT to me because you dont kno w what i am." middle finger ooo im a bad bit-
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:57
LinkS: Oh shut up edgy human teenager *she carried the Girls to the middle of the woods*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 08:58
Link"im not even edgy this is just whti threw on today-"
"oh what the ****, chicken fight eh?" summons mr siren head out of the shadow realm thingy
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 08:58
LinkS: *hOt as in pretty-*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:00
LinkKai basically gets on sirens back and they run to where they are
and this siren head is blasting moskau
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:01
LinkS: *holy shit S is pretty hot damn wait is that the last female?- <3*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:02
Linkhold on we gotta give nicknames to the siren heads-
my sirens just gonna be Siren-
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:03
Linkeh i'll make my siren head H instead of S bc she is HANNAH- an dshe's the last female siren so she gets hit on alot-
H: *eating strawberries bc she's vegan*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:05
Linkso Siren and Kai are tryna find you guys,
and Siren is blasting Rasputin
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:06
LinkH: *easily spotted ebcause she just got up, ur near*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:07
Linkhe charged and knocked her down
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:08
LinkH: *you notice she's the last female, you instantly feel like respectign her because she's also pregnet**
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:08
LinkKai grumbled. "what the hell is it now?'
Siren just backed off
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:09
LinkH: *just waves hello as she gets up, and now Kai notices H is a pregnant female*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:10
Link"oh ff**** yEAh, i want one of the babies!"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:10
LinkH: stares into Kai's soul, not literally-*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:11
Link"what? i literally have an au where i take care of a baby siren head theres an au where i literally **** Siren here-"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:12
LinkH: *she firmly eyes Kai, in the EYES, of just starign at him, making him know he aint gettign no bb*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:13
Link"oh **** you. ive been to jail twice, ill do it again. ill ****in steal one."
Siren sets Kai on a pine tree.
"oh come on man, i wouldnt actually **** you-"
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:14
LinkH: *protective mama mode is on, wantign to murder Kai*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:15
LinkSiren mutters "dont hurt them. theyre just a bit weird. and homocidal, and in phases. sorry i shoved you down." he sill seemed cold-
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:16
LinkH: *says in the same level as you* Its okay, but he literally threatened to kidnap my bb's, and hes too smol to not die, why do we keep him alive?
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:17
Link"its they. genderless person. and i keep them around because its a creator, theres literally no way to kill them unless they want to be killed."
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:18
LinkH: hmm ok???? Gen is literally un kill able too, she just respawns where she slept last time
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:19
Link"ah. sorry to bother you." you noticed he was skinnier than a usual siren head B)
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:20
LinkH: *she really called ti off as defect as in most sirens have defects like 4 heads*
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:21
Linkhe grabbed Kai off the tree. "go home Kai, you arent welcome right now."
"but- i want to be, hoe. i will **** you right here right now."
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:23
LinkH: *she had enough, she grabbed Kai and smacked him a couple times and put him down* Stop playing like you're not the hoe for threats of sex
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:26
Link"**** you. i wouldnt actually. usually i only do that when im on drugs or drunk." theyd pull out red wine and chug it
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:27
LinkH: *flicks Kai* Go home and stop doign sex threats we can get you sued.
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:28
Link"and i wouldnt ****ing care11!" passes the **** out
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 09:30
LinkH: *grabs Kai and takes Kai to human court* I hope the humans wont mind!
huMANlAWYER BOI JUDGE AKA J
J: what the ****-
-SCP-049-
15.05.2020 09:33
Linkkai is
half dead probably
"just take me to jail already.."
SecretsOnly[OP]
15.05.2020 20:20
LinkH: *gives J the proof of Kai's pregnancy threats and sex threats*
J: Ok then *throws Kai in jail* If a creature that can kill me is telling me to do this and giving proof then aight